funny things please not to nasty
2006-09-13 15:30:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
the seinfeld reference is a great reply.
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but my reply is that you can always let them know you're putting them on hold
2006-09-13 15:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they are calling for something like windows or siding..I ask them if it is OK if I just filed bankruptcy because I will need financing.
They at least stop calling from that place.
2006-09-13 22:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by starting over 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell em, hold on i gotta check on my kids, grandma, momma or whatever and come back in a second and start tellin them stuff about it and just go on and on and then say can i ask you a personnel question and then just go on and on about your make believe problem.
2006-09-13 22:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Sheriff's Office and the line will go dead real quick Itried it and it works.
2006-09-13 22:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by MIKE H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask them if they'll buy magazine subscriptions from you and just keep talking... start listing the names of magazines and asking if they ever read each one...
2006-09-13 22:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by nomad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try using the arnold schwarzeneger soundboard or napoleon dynamite soundboard on ebaum's world
2006-09-13 23:41:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretend your Bill Clinton or some one famous, they still talk to you anyway. honestly it works
2006-09-13 22:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good site...has some funny answers
http://www.freewebs.com/ribar/funnythingstosaytoatelemarketer.html
2006-09-13 22:35:06 · answer #8 · answered by blondemom133 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I have your number? I'll call you right back.
2006-09-13 22:32:34 · answer #9 · answered by Tuna-San 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I can't talk to you, I'm scratching my rash...
2006-09-14 20:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by catzrme 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋