2006-09-13 15:20:16 · 20 answers · asked by impala1972 2 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
On butt medication it said, "Do not take this orally.
2006-09-13 15:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Ryry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, it's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)
On some Swan frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's *just* a suggestion!)
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
(Or pets! What's for dinner?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in Outer space.)
(Or underground)
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What the….?)
On a child's superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
2006-09-13 15:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by Keith Perry 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Found on a bag of peanuts - Warning: May contain nuts
Found on a hair dryer - Do not use while in shower
Found on a chainsaw - Do not stop blade with hands or genitals
2006-09-13 15:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by searchpup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know of three ridiculous ones:
On coffee cup- Warning! Contents are hot!
On rectal suppositories - Remove foil wrapper before insertion.
On Lubricating Jelly - Not for oral consumption. Product not a food.
2006-09-13 15:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by Girl named Sue 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
On a bottle of compressed air I bought to clean my computer, there was a red warning circle over a guy who was using the compressed air to clean out his ears! Poor little stick guy - he had that long red straw they give you to concentrate the air - stuck way down in his ear. :(
2006-09-13 15:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to know who the hell is blow drying their hair in their sleep!
Anyway... I like the warning label on Immodium Anti-diarrheal "May cause constipation" ... well yeah, that's what I'm hoping for...
2006-09-13 15:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by avon_princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On airline peanut package - "Warning this product is packed in a factory that processes peanuts and make contain peanuts."
2006-09-13 15:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on childrens meds like gravol, it says not to operate machinery or drive b/c of drowsiness. yaaa we had better get those 10 yr olds off the roads man...just look at em, driving their cars!
2006-09-13 15:28:22 · answer #8 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a sleeping pill side effect may cause insomnia.
2006-09-13 15:22:18 · answer #9 · answered by horrorfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One on my shampoo bottle -- Do not ingest.
Does that mean I have to stop using this as a dipping sauce for my nuggets?
2006-09-13 15:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by leannainpa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um on the popcorn bag it says WARNING HOT! lol
2006-09-13 15:21:22 · answer #11 · answered by Marc L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋