2006-09-13 14:53:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
......and I just bet you were singing THIS song when you wrote that question...........
"It's Hard to Kiss the lips at Night that chew your *** out All Day Long"
She used to call me baby...
I thought she was such a lady...
But my how things have changed since times moved on...
I gave her my last dollar...
And now all she'll do is holler...
Oh my life has become a country song.......
I've learned she can resist me...
by the way she always disses me...
And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on.......
Sometimes I might feel frisky...
but these days it's just too risky...
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At
Night That Chew Your *** Out All Day Long.....
All day Long.... It goes all day long......
If a tree fell in the forest,
She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong...
I guess I should admit it.. She ain't never gonna quit it...
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
That Chew Your *** Out All Day Long.....
Spoken Voice:
Man I remember when her eyes
used to be so blue and shiny
God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney
(HER WHAT?) her hiney
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.
(SMALL PLANE ?) I'm tellin' ya
I used to roll her in the the clover,
(mmm hmm) but my god those days are over
(Hallelulia!)
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
That Chew Your *** Out All Day Long
All day Long.... She goes all day long......
If some day they drop the big one,
I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone
It's alright if we say it.. cause the radio won't play it.
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
That Chew Your *** Out All Day Long.......
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
That Chew Your *** Out All Day Long.............
2006-09-13 15:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one should never assume...but your question doesn't give in what it is regarding...reads as though you were comparing the statement...which you call a question to divorce...where the woman would end up with the house. No it would not be easier to find a woman you couldn't stand and just give her a house! That
is idiotic dude! Marriage is a job, and complications are expected...that is why it is said "for better or for worse"! If you are married and are having problems...fix yourself first...then ask her to fix herself...do not attempt to fix her...Only God, and herself can fix her. If you are married and did not realize it was a JOB...well now you know...and by the way...it is a JOB...GOD expects you to do well at...so give it your all...and make your marriage others envy! Did you know that it also says 3 times in the Bible for a husband to love his wife...hmmm, now that must mean that it perhaps is difficult to love all the time...and perhaps it takes a great effort...for it was written three times! IF YOU ARE NOT, NOT MARRIED...AND JUST THINKING ABOUT THINGS...
The answer for you is yes, you could just give a woman a house that you couldn't stand...but for you also...this would be idiotic. Have you heard of Joshuah Harris? Read some of his books...they will help you understand about relationships better!
2006-09-13 22:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, but thanks anyway. I already have a house, and I don't care to be married to a man I couldn't stand. But, don't worry.. I'm sure you will find another woman you can buy a house, then hate, and then give her the house. Because you know. Second marriages have higher stats on divorce than 1st marriages. Good luck!! Just buy a trailer next time, so you can take it with you when you leave. LOL
2006-09-13 22:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by junebug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't take my husband's house when I divorced him. Didn't ask for it. Didn't want it. In fact we agreed to outside of court what each of us wanted and what each of us didn't. We each took out what we came in with, except for gifts and rings. He gave me the computer, I gave him one of my cars. I bought all our rings except for the diamond in my engagement ring. I kept the diamond, he kept his wedding ring (which had diamonds in it). I helped him refinance his house before we got divorced because my credit score was much better than his, so even though I signed a quit claim deed when we got divorced (I'm no longer on the title and agreed with the court that I have no claim to it), I'm still the main borrower on the loan (his credit still isn't good enough to have me dropped from the loan, but as long as he keeps paying the mortgage on time, I'm not going to make him sell it to get me off). And I trusted him enough that he wouldn't screw me over that I let him go before the court without me (for personal reasons I couldn't go), and when the judge told him that since I wasn't there he'd grant my ex whatever alimony he wanted in the divorce, he said he didn't want anything. We're still friends. We still talk. Not every divorce is ugly and cutthroat.
2006-09-13 22:20:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why buy a house for a woman you can't stand? I don't get it.
2006-09-13 22:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by smallweed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Solly
A Classic line! Bravo
2006-09-13 22:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, if you give her an inch, she's going to take the mile. SO unless you are going to sweeten the deal with a car and half your paycheck, I'd advise staying single!
2006-09-13 21:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How would that be fun for the woman? It's more fun to EARN the house.
2006-09-13 22:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by shomechely 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be easier and a hell of a lot faster, and you could avoid all the fighting and backstabbing.
2006-09-13 22:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that doesnt make any since...and it sounds stupid.
why dont you go find a women you can stand ...
also you dont have to go out and buy whom ever a house ...that just sounds stupid ..if your buying a house
it shouldn't be for her ...it should be for the both you
2006-09-13 21:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by purpleskunk77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋