What's the worst neighbour experience you've ever had?

Question

Tell us about it... It could be good therapy.

Answer 1

In college, I had a roommate who was quite the swinger. Every Saturday night you'd hear him loudly banging some co-ed (when his girlfriend was out of town), and every Sunday morning you'd find puke in the shared bathroom sink we had in the basement. I had to continually get on his case to clean it up, as it was the only one we had on the floor and the janitorial staff wouldn't get to it until Monday afternoon.

I finally cured him of bringing his dates back on Saturday nights, by playing PDQ Bach loudly on the stereo. "Iphigenia in Brooklyn" with its failing bagpipes, various utterances of "Die!", and falsetto drones pretty much killed the mood. :)

Answer 2

The scary ones that moved next door about a year ago. The people across the street complained about the kids loud music and cars speeding up and down the road. Within the week both their dogs died a horrible death. Now we just live in fear.

Answer 3

LOL therapy? LOL One of our neighbors has daughters from 18 to mid 20s and the s**t they cause in the area is unbelievable everything from fist fights over who's seeing who to getting arrested in the front yard for public drunkenness.Some times it's entertaining though, to watch these drama majorettes lay out in there dental floss bikini's and cause traffic problems! now that's therapy for ya!

Answer 4

I used to have a neighbor that liked to argue with the lawnmower, even while mowing the yard. Then she took the mower inside her house and yelled at it some more. True story, by the way.

Answer 5

The 10 mexican guys living in a two bedroom townhome next to mine. Loud music all the time, constantly drinking in the front yard, and stole my firewood off the patio!

Answer 6

i had a psyco killer neighbour she got her children taken from her she threw paint over the other neighbours extension wanted to paint the tree in the front garden. the old tenant of her house still lives in town and she thinks he is a pedo. she has tore all her house apart so no 1 wants it and i think she is in hermon flats

Answer 7

Oh man, I lived in this enclave of all Jewish people in Deal, NJ. I was probably one of the few, if not only non-jewish people in the town.

My damn neighbor was SOOOOOOOOOOOO damn intrusive that she would actually COME INTO MY HOUSE AND WAKE ME UP OUT OF BED!! If I had friends over, she would come over the next morning and wake me up to say that there were people at my house too late . . .are you serious woman????

I locked my doors, yes, but she would POUND on the door until I woke up, it wasn't until I borrowed my brother's dogs that she stopped. Even then her and her entourage of purple haired old bats would park all of their cadillacs infront of my house, driveway, whatever, just to rowl me up and get me all excited - I finally moved, but not until I decorated MY ENTIRE PROPERTY with santa clause, reindeer, and christmas lights, and a tree 30 feet high in my front yard . . .

They finally forced me to move - oh well, they won.

Answer 8

these ppl who used to live next door to us never talked to us. their kids were really rude and mean to the younger kids on the block. the kids would swear a lot. when my little sister was like4 she through a little rock over into their yard (she didn't know any better) they yelled at her because it supposubly hit the lady and my sister started to cry. thank gosh they moved...

Answer 9

Fat, naked lady neighbor, loud "up all night" college kids, we
"manufacture" our own bullets in our shared basement couple,
the "nightly backyard bonfire" family and last, but not least
over-horny foreign man landlord neighbor.

Answer 10

The neighbor who watered her yard in her lingerie, but the problem was she was about 300lbs!