I have nicknames for a bunch of them, some I hate and some I just have cute names for because of things that happened durring a race-
2006-09-13 13:08:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Auto Racing
Like Michael Waltrip is Whiney Little Momma's Boy, because he is always whining. and Dale Jr. is Bozzer the Looser, Biffle is Bug eyed freak, Dirt Busch, and Phoney baloney Tony.
Then there are the ones I don't patricullarly hate, we just have cute names for them- Crust Rusty, Dale Ferrit, Lost his Spark Mark ( His Viagra car died once during the race and the announcers said, The Viaga Car lost it's Spark), Stay In the Car Sterling. Just to name a few.
We used to call Kurt Busch Rubberhead, but Rubbermaid is not his sponsor anymore- so that does not fit.
2006-09-13 14:14:55 · update #1
In our house Tony Stewart is known as Tony Stupid.
I know, that's not very nice.
2006-09-13 14:10:35 · answer #1 · answered by GeminiGirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all, question, if you don't like NASCAR then why are you in a board/question room? Just saying. I have nicknames for the Busch brothers because they complain a lot so their nicknames are Cry Baby #1 and Cry Baby #2. It just really makes me mad everytime they are on camera or they do something stupid, like the other day at a race Kyle Busch almsot wrecked his teammate Jeff Gordon, and I was like you're suppossed to help them not hurt them. Then I hate Robby Gordon because he intentionally spins people out? Anyone else notice that and he usually doesn't even get called for it. What a drag.
2006-09-13 20:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by coolliz2444 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kyle Petty- Cow Patty
Jeff Gordon- The flaming Fag (He used to be the Guy with more rainbows up his butt than a bag of Skittles.)
Jimmy Johnson- Best stated by the fact that my cat spats at him everytime she sees him on TV!
Kurt Busch- Snow Devil, Dumbo (formar statment about his ears, but applies in other ways as well!) Jack@ss, andSkirt Busch!
Kyle Busch- Shrub, Bile Busch and Jack@ss JR.
Dale JR. Earnfart
Mark Martin- Fartin Martin
2006-09-15 13:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Barbie Labonte
Rocketman Newman (he has a degree in rocket science)
Ferret Face Jarret
Dale Burnfarts Jr. Also known as Hosebag
Fireball Stewart (Choke instead of Smoke)
Front Row Joe
2006-09-15 22:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by TotallylovesTodd! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a few;
like Greg Biffle is Gregorio
Tony Stewart is Fat@ss
Dale Jr. is Daddy's Boy
& for the guys I like I got some too:
Jimmo for Jimmie
Jeffie for Jeff G.
2006-09-14 02:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by m!rI@m♥'s#48 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In the bar where I work they call
Dave Blaney=Dave Bologna
Kyle Petty=cow patty
and someone has a bumper sticker that says:
if Jr, sucks then gordon must swallow
just thought I'd share I know it's not nice but it is funny.
Also someone has a shirt that says it takes 3 #8's to equal 1 # 24
I personally DO NOT agree as I am A JR. fan, So I bought a shirt that says: #8 may not be as good as his daddy was but he is better than # 24 ever was.
2006-09-14 04:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bar10der 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes OMG Dale the Snail Everyone slows down and let's him by so he can be in the top 10. They lose money if he and Jeff Gordon are not both in the 10. Jeff has to "earn" his spot. The other drivers slow down and move over for Dale the Snail to get in a better position. He should be embarrassed enough to drop out.
2006-09-13 20:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
favorite drivers
Dale Earnhardt Jr-June or June bug
Kevin Harvick-Happy Harvick(as the announcers say)
least fav drivers
Jeff Gordon-Gay Gordon
Jimmie Johnson-Mr Eyebrows
Matt Kenseth-Ugly looking Mother Fuc*er
Kasey Kahne-Kandy Kahne
2006-09-14 12:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by ki_kompton 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Some of them that I can think of:
Ryan Newman - "No Neck"
Kyle Busch - "Shrub" since he is the 'little' Busch brother
Kevin Harvick - "Hard Hat" because he his stubborn
2006-09-14 14:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by mcmurrayjamiefan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah dale jr is the million dollar sponsor loser and his name is a curse word in my house and I advert my eyes to any products with his name and tony is chunky cheese, i just love to see him struggle up that fence, oh i could go on and on but lets be nice. loyal mark martin fan
2006-09-13 21:36:05 · answer #10 · answered by b4utell 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋