School assignment: Bumper stickers ~I need some ideas.....?

Question

I need to come up with bumper stickers for Plato, Sacrates and Aristotle. Does anyone have any great phrases? I need to make two each ~ thanks!

Answer 1

How about "Socrates is more interesting if you read it while you're naked."

Answer 2

Love is a serious mental disease.
Plato
Only the dead have seen the end of the war.
Plato
Democracy passes into despotism.
Plato
Beauty is a short-lived tyranny.
Socrates
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
Socrates
Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
Socrates
Education is the best provision for old age.
Aristotle
Men are swayed more by fear than by reverence.
Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.
Aristotle

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Plato

all of the quotes came from here

Answer 3

These are obscure enough that only philosophy geeks will get them

Socrates: "Got Arsenic?"

Plato: "The Shadow Knows"

Can't help you with Aristotle.

Answer 4

Socrates: "I know I'm a sh*t driver....thats what makes me a better driver than you!"

explanation: The Socratic method is a negative method of hypothesis elimination, in that better hypotheses are found by steadily identifying and eliminating those which lead to contradictions. It was designed to force one to examine his own beliefs and the validity of such beliefs. In fact, Socrates once said, "I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."

Aristotle: (to be put next to L-Plates)
Actual quote!
"That which we must learn to do, we learn by doing."

Answer 5

WWID (wha would i do)i got a bracelet that said that not WWJD i thought i twas funny

Answer 6

"I think--therefore I always signal."
"If you honk & I ignore it, did it make a sound?"
"If you tailgate me, I'll throw hemlock in your Starbucks cup!"