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I had one hot dog left in the fridge at work and somebody took it! What should I do to catch the theif?

2006-09-13 11:27:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Psychology

9 answers

When you get to work each day make loud yelping noises in front of the fridge. Then, when you have everyone's attention, pull out your weiner and lick it up and down.

People will understand how much your weiner means to you after this.

2006-09-13 11:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hide behind the refrigerator, and place a weiner on the floor tied to a string. Hold the other end of the string (like in the cartoons)! They won't be able to resist grabbing your weiner, and you'll reel the dirty thief in! This is a surefire way to catch a weiner eater!

2006-09-13 23:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

very politely go around to each person and tell them that there is a food thief in the office and they might want to keep an eye on their food. Tell them that you had been storing a special 'weiner' in the office refrig that was chock full of laxatives and soon everyone in the office will know who the thief was.

2006-09-13 20:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0 0

set him or her up. put another one in the fridge, then be somewhere they can't see you and watch who takes it. it took me awhile to catch the person, since i couldn't be away from my desk to long. but eventually you will.

2006-09-13 18:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by kimberly k 5 · 0 0

just nonchalantly whistle the Oscar Meyer wiener song...then abruptly scream with eye bugging ferocity,"Yeah sure I;d like to be one, but I can even EAT ONE BECAUSE ONE OF YOU DILL WEEDS STOOOOOLLLLLLEEEE IT!!!!

Whoever skulks off to the bathroom first, did it.

2006-09-13 19:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 1

use a high-grade tranquilizer, or rat poison

2006-09-13 18:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by work_thenplay 3 · 0 0

Ask your coworkers

2006-09-13 18:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by irishprincess21588 2 · 0 0

do it again and then hide somewhere and see who takes it.

2006-09-13 18:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by I ♥ Nick Jonas 2 · 0 0

hide..

2006-09-13 18:29:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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