Napoléon Bonaparte, Jack The Ripper, John Dillinger, Albert Henry DeSalvo - The Boston Strangler - , Phil Collins, Billy The Kid, Fidel Castro, F.W. DeKlerck (the inventor of apartheid), Tom Cruise (Nutbag extraordinaire), Nicole Kidman (beanpole ex-wife of Nutbag extraordinaire), Sophie Wessex (pallid royal hanger-on), Whoopi Goldberg, Fran Drescher, are all lefties. Surely this is a clear indication that all left handed people should be fitted with devices that deliver painful electric shocks every time they try to use their left hands, thus forcing them to become normal human beings?
2006-09-13 10:04:43 · 33 answers · asked by ANGUS 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Hideous freaks of nature...AND PROUD OF IT!
The ancient Romans would agree with you...the Latin word for left is "sinister". 10% of people are left-handed...not so rare
2006-09-13 10:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by Tiramysu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Duke of Wellington who beat Napoleon, Albert Einstein, Bill Clinton, Leonardo da Vinci, Ben Franklin, Gandhi, Julius Caesar, von Goethe, Bach, Jimmi Hendrix, Robert De Niro, Matt Groening, and Alexander the MFing Great are all lefties. Surely this is a clear indication that all right handed people should be fitted with devices that deliver painful electric shocks every time they try to use their right hands, thus forcing them to become as magnificent as lefties tend to be.
2006-09-13 10:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by Macarro 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It relies upon upon merely what you recommend by ability of 'Freak' ! How might you outline or describe a 'Freak' then? i'm not clearly a left hander, yet via fact of Polio as a infant, I had to alter right into a left hander. Does this make me a good greater advantageous freak? in my view, I not at all use the notice 'freak' different than in terms of 'freak climate' etc, via fact in human words, the notice 'freak', to me, is bordering on an insult. Sash.
2016-10-14 23:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, im left handed to write but i use my right hand for nearly everything else, ambidextrous or something they call it. Most left handed people can use there right. So it would be pointless giving us electric shocks as we can use both our hands if we try. Its got nothing to do with being normal, its pathetic you could only think of a few people to mention, does that mean that all the other psyco paths are right handed. Any way it has been proven we are more intelligent and we have neater hand writing anyway
2006-09-13 10:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard a more rediculous question asked on this forum.... I'm left handed and loads of people I know are.
I notice you never listed any nut jobs who were right handed!!!
Hindley and Brady, Peter Sutcliffe, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, Caesar, Pilate, Mussolini and worst of all Hitler. To name just a few of course!
I'm happy and glad to be left handed. Everybody's right handed, and that would just make me another person in the crowd. And I hate crowds.
Go away...Grow up and don't come back until you have a sensible question to ask !!!
2006-09-13 10:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by audrey_o 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm left handed, how about i slap you with my right hand, it would hurt just as much.
my IQ is 136, i never went to school and i'm only 19, i have an out of the box creative mind and have a career in modelling.
some one who asks such a stupid question MUST use there left side of the brain, now could you work out what that means?
2006-09-13 10:12:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
im ambidextrous and have a creative mind and an advantage on most right handers .so there but jack the ripper was near proven to be a lefty .admittly i cant use a fountain pen as it looks like one big smudge
2006-09-13 10:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a leftie, I'd have to say that lefties are the most creative and utterly fabulous individuals in the world. And to think, some people used to have it beaten out of them...
2006-09-13 10:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope you realise 1 in 10 people are left handed so look around you right handed bigot
2006-09-13 10:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by shaggy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are a moron. You don't use your left hand for ANYTHING?? Even if you have 6 bags of groceries, a labrador puppy, and are trying to open the door? Left hand phobia is new to me...cut it off along with your dick. You don't need either.
2006-09-13 10:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋