Whats the funniest song you've ever heard in your life?

Question

Mine'd have to be 'Gay Bar'

Answer 1

This Song I Heard The Other Night On TMF Called "Gay Boyfriend" I Don't Remember Who Sang It But Its Really Strange

Answer 2

The funniest song that I have ever heard is actually by Adam Sandler. The song is called The Chanukah Song. You know Adam Sandler from (Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Bulletproof, Billy Madison, etc.). Yeah, that guy.

You should check that song out. Funny as he**. Oops.

But, Blink 182 has some pretty funny songs too. I miss the old days. :(

Answer 3

Cow's With Guns~Dana Lyons

AmFat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
GCows aren't Amfun


They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will Ffight for bovine Cfreedom
And Ehold our large heads Amhigh
We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie
Cows with [Am]guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

Answer 4

The Lumberjack Song- Monty Python

Answer 5

Snake Farm/ Ray Wylie Hubbard
That girl Crystal
The Streak
My dingaling

Answer 6

The Hamster Song by the Cuban Boys

Answer 7

"Gay Bar" by the Electric Six is an AMAZING SONG! I just saw them play it live two nights ago (theay are on tour right now).

The funniest song I've ever heard has got to be Teneciouse D "**** her gently"

Answer 8

Has to be Captain Beaky by Keith Michel

http://www.captainbeaky.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=20&Itemid=42

Answer 9

London Underground

Answer 10

I remember hearing the Barron Knights singing There is a dentist in Birmingham (to the tune of Rivers of Babylon), while I was a kid on the way to the dentist. Freaked me out so much I had to be dragged in there.

and they also sang Little White Bum (to the tune of Tommy Steele's song Little White Bull)

Mid 1970s