I HATE when people come up to me and want to tell me a long joke story. Am I alone?

Question

I always have to fake laugh because they are so corny. Does anyone else hate this?

hey you moron, look at the question "am i alone" I want to know if other people feel that way about jokes, cause no one has ever said so to me

I am speaking of "robabard" in the above.

Answer 1

Finding The Lord :

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!?'"

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Little Johnny and his friend were arguing.
"My father is better than your father!" said the friend.
"No he's not!" shouted Little Johnny.
"My brother is better than your brother!"
"No he's not!"
"My mother is better than your mother!"
Little Johnny paused. "Well I guess you've got me there. My father says the same thing."
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Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and ...."

Johnny's mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."

When Johnny's father came home, his wife tells him that she's leaving him.

"But why?" croaked the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny", says mom. "Tell Daddy what you've just told me."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did with Uncle Ted, Mommy."
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The teacher asked the class, can anyone give me an example of a sentence that uses the word "beautiful" twice in one sentence.

Little Mary stands up: "..my mother prepared a beautiful dinner and it turned out beautiful.." a smile from the teacher.
Little Susan stands up: "...my sister made a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it...". the teacher beams..
Little Johnny stands up and teacher is somewhat anxious as he says: "...at dinner my sister told my dad that she's pregnant, and my dad says....Beautiful! Just fuc ing beautiful!! .."
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What do you call a stupid flower?
Blooming Idiot! Hee-Hee: Ha-Ha: Hee-Ha: Ha-Hee Heeeee- Heeee.
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Dirty Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept referring to a "penis". It was "penis" this and "penis" that. The class behaved as if it understood. Immediately following class, all the students gathered around Dirty Johnny. "Johnny, what's a penis?" Nobody had a clue. Dirty Johnny said he would ask his Dad when he got home. When Dirty Johnny got home, his Dad was there. "Dad, what's a 'penis'?" His father unzips his pants, shows Johnny his dick and says, "This is a perfect penis." Johnny replied, "Thanks, Dad. I'll tell my friends tomorrow in school." The next day, all the students gathered around. "What did your Dad say, Dirty Johnny?" Johnny promptly unzips his pants and shows all his classmates his dick. "This is a penis. And if it were two inches shorter, it would be the perfect penis!"
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LITTLE Jonny ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little Jonny.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Jonny says, "I have a question for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose! the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Jonny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."


LITTLE Jonny ON MATH

Little Jonny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father ?

"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies Jonny.

"But that's right !" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"

"What's the ******** difference ?" asks the father.

"That's what I said !"

Answer 2

I examine really a lot 1/2 of this thoroughly tousled non experience. I dont ought to envision any extra, you're maximum probable a slut. you're effortless honey, and being effortless and inebriated is all this guy needs you for. you're in basic terms 15, by employing 21 you've been nicely used and wanted by employing no individual. develop into there even a question in there someplace?

Answer 3

It depends who tells the joke. Our pastor is the best joke teller ever....his name is Pastor Wayne Cordero (Hawaii)....no matter how long his jokes, he truly makes you laugh your head off.
Anybody else who attempts to make me laugh with something longer than five sentences...I just start snoring- open my eyes and say...huh- what, who, where?? Oh, sorry.

Answer 4

Ha! You are not alone. Those jokes are just never funny.

Answer 5

LMAO! yea that gets to me too but I have to admit, i'm sometimes that annoying person! lol

But I feel you pain!

Answer 6

Corn flakes.

... another non-answer to a non-question ...

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Answer 7

I do hate sometimes.