Apparently some aliens landed one night at Bush's ranch in Texas and wanted all the cattle he had, because live stock on their home planet had dwindled drastically due to disease. They gave in return the precise location of various oil deposits, and Bush who was with Dick Cheney and some other government officials, at the time, decided that it was best to keep the whole thing quite, and told the Secret Service to cover up any evidence that there had been aliens in the area.
Anyway the full storey is in my new book, " The dumb-a ss conspiracy theory" which will be available from most book stores from Friday 15th. Will you buy your copy soon?
2006-09-13 07:35:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
It sounds very realistic and at least intriguing. I would like ten copies please
2006-09-13 07:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by Avatar13 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no, this sounds like all the other rags you can pick up at the check out stand in the grocery store, like aliens having babies with people and big foot and the lochness monster footage that is real or someones ancestor,this papers are best suited for lining bird cages not reading
2006-09-13 14:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are forgetting one important detail! They also gave Bush the exact location of those weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
2006-09-13 14:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by Doe 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is ridiculous! If aliens were here they would want to study the higher life forms, not the village idiots.
2006-09-13 14:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by I'manalienfrog 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I saw a picture of it on the National Inquirer.
See here : http://www.presidentialufo.com/Bush_alien.jpg
2006-09-13 14:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by Special Ed 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
illegal aliens maybe , they landed on the bank of the rio grande.
2006-09-13 14:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by just me 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bush IS a alien!!!
2006-09-13 14:43:41 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Truknit 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow, thank you. i can sleep sounder in my bed tonight now the truth has been revealed.
2006-09-13 14:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by stephizzal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you got access to a computer there in the looney bin?...LOL
2006-09-13 14:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by michal d 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i heard it was wookies
2006-09-13 14:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by droid 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋