I'm having a really bad day starting at 5am, and was wondering who else's day is a total suckfest? Tell me why for 10 points.
2006-09-13 07:01:01 · 6 answers · asked by Ricky 6 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Well, to begin with, my wife went out with some guys last night and came home with her clothes ripped, hair mussed and lipstick smeared all over you wouldn't guess where! Then my kid got sick all over the upholstry in my brand-new Maserati and the dog ripped the fabric trying to lick it up. I got stuck in traffic and missed the most important meeting of the year at work, and when I finally got there discovered my CFO had run off with my executive secretary and my company's bank account had been emptied just half an hour before they caught a plane to Rio. I ripped my trousers on the way to the airport and security thought that meant I had a suspicious package in my undershorts, so they made me strip in front of a thousand people waiting line to go through the checkpoint. The tall, lithe blonde behind me got all hot and offered to let me share a seat on the plane - but he was gay and I'm not. When I got to Tokyo someone'd stolen my luggage so I had to check into my hotel without so much as my shaving kit. Then I met this exquisitely lovely redhead from London in the elevator, accepted an invitation to her room for some mutual tongue-lashings, but she turned out to be an undercover cop - you wouldn't believe how good the Japanese are at disguises -and now I'm sitting with my ripped pants in a precinct jail in Tokyo and the American consulate has no record of a citizen with my name and refuses to come bail me out. And you think YOU had a bad start to YOUR day? Well, I hope you got a chuckle out of my tale and managed to cheer up a bit!
2006-09-13 07:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not having a bad day but everybody here at work is in a terrible mood.So I guess I may be having a bad day come to think of it.Hopefully everybody will feel better tomorrow.That includes you.Have a good day !! Haha
2006-09-13 07:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by j_911_rhoads 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I thought about how my old mum cursed me last time I felt so upset and unhappy. Everytime she scolded me I dared not answer back and had to endure what she said .
2006-09-13 07:06:18 · answer #3 · answered by psmom2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, Me too. I can't get anything to go right. Just when everything seems to be getting better then bam! It starts again.
2006-09-13 07:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick me
2006-09-13 07:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by Jet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not today.
2006-09-13 07:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by Plamena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋