I'm just trying to make an honest living here ... my rates are 6.75 an hour .
2006-09-13 05:50:07 · 17 answers · asked by Xavier 7 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
thanks for the well needed laugh!
2006-09-13 05:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a boy 14 you can watch , though that may be over the age limit I'll throw you a few extra bucks . Pick him up at the local homeless shelter we have been living in since he recently burned down our home playing with matches ( 2nd time in 4years ). Also he has a weak stomach and bladder so amusement park rides get a bit messy when he's taking a ride . Also his favorite pastime is pulling the hair off his pet chimp named lucky . Aside from that he's a good boy as long as he gets his medications regularly and I'll provide a tranquiler dart gun also . I'll have him ready at 7 pm . The wife and I are moving to an undisclosed location and will mail you a check weekly , thank you in advance , your a real lifesaver , seriously.
2006-09-13 06:28:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 + 1 = 2 points
2006-09-13 16:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by kindofkitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, they don't talk much, and won't give you any trouble. They mainly sleep after I held them under the bathtub for an hour a couple weeks ago.
2006-09-13 05:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know 5 boys ages 6-11 who need a babysitter
2006-09-13 05:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by D-Beat Dee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't have kids but I would shoot Micheal Jackson if he tried to get near anyone kids!
2006-09-13 05:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ok with that pic up your kidding me not even my dog hun good luck tho lolllllllllllllll
2006-09-13 05:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea as if..not in a million years u must b crazy wiv dat pic..wat u on ..drugs get a life and move on..
2006-09-13 05:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
think u need 2 ask Macaulay caulking that question or maybe even a monkey......lol
2006-09-13 06:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by janine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, in a definitely a little sick way...
2006-09-13 12:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where are you located? do you have references? (and change the pic)
2006-09-13 05:53:49 · answer #11 · answered by math_prof 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋