2006-09-13 04:57:39 · 11 answers · asked by Sister Ray Says 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
a guy is on the bus and he sees this really gorgeous looking nun so he was too shy to ask her to her face he asked the bus driver " see tht nun up the back of the bus, i quite fancy her - any idea where she hangs about?" the driver replies "yes she usually goes to the graveyard at about 9 every night" the man gives him his thanks and tht night sets off to the graveyard. Like the bus driver said the beautiful nun was there playing at a gravestone. He knows the only way he'll get in her pants is to pretend he is jesus so he puts on his robes and mask and goes over to her ...
"i'm jesus and god sent me here for you to give urself to me" the nun looks stunned but eventually agrees saying "very well my lord but since i'm a virgin you'll need to shag me in the a*se" the man happily obliges and when its over he pulls off his mask and says "im not really jesus -- im the man from the bus" then
the nun pulls off her mask and says "i know i'm the bus driver" ....
2006-09-13 05:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by xbrunettes_have_more_funx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rudest Jokes Ever
2016-11-07 08:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't mind jokes that are a little racy or suggestive. The ones that really bother me are the sick jokes, and the ones that demoralize ethnic groups or disabled people. And therefore, I'm not about to repeat any of them on here.
2006-09-13 05:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by gldjns 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you hold 2 little green balls in your hand??
Kermit's undivided attention
or
Why did Miss Piggy pour honey & Vinegar all over herself??
She knows that Kermit likes to eat Sweet & Sour Pork.
2006-09-13 05:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by obeysjah 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Er......
Ur mum's SO ugly a rapist wouldn't even shag her.
Not quite sure if that falls under the category of ''joke'' rather than insult but er yea...
These ain't rude ! Okay so i thought of another one.....
Once upon a time their we're 3 friends, their names we're Sh£t, Fu£k Off and Manners.
Then they all decided to have a race aroun the block to see who was fastest....
As they we're all runnin it was clear Fu£k Off was way out in front despite Sh£t taken a fall & leaving Manners to help him up.
As Fu£k Off continued to boastfully run he accidently ran into a policeman....
Policeman: ''Well, well, well, what do have ere? What's ur name young man?''
Fu£k Off replies: ''F*** Off''
Policeman: ''Excuse me?''
Fu£k Off: ''F*** Off''
Policeman: ''Im not playin games now, tell me ur name''
Fu£k Off: ''F*** Off!!!!''
Policeman: ''Well i never. Where's ur manners?''
Fu£k Off: ''Round the corner pickin up sh£t''
2006-09-13 05:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by ♀ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves ?
Russel
2006-09-13 05:08:49 · answer #6 · answered by malak 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is the name of the 2 gay irish lovers? 1>patrick fitzgerald 2>gerald fitzpatrick
2006-09-13 05:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you call a woman strawberry picker with no arms.
A. Jammy ****.
2006-09-13 04:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a legless hooker at the beach? Sandy.
2006-09-13 05:03:55 · answer #9 · answered by chingching 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did tigger have his head down the toilet.....he was looking for pooh
2006-09-13 05:13:57 · answer #10 · answered by PATRICK M 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋