Mary Had a llittle lamb you've heard this tale before; But did you know she passed her plate and had a little more??
2006-09-13 04:49:43 · 9 answers · asked by marbles85 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school
between two slices of bread
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horse and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
but when she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own
2006-09-13 04:58:04 · answer #1 · answered by liberpez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow, and everywhere Mary went the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to the meat factory one day, and came back as a lamb chop in a package.
2006-09-13 04:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one goes:
Mary had a little lamb,
One day it droppped quite dead.
But still it goes to school with her,
Stuck between some bread.
2006-09-13 04:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old Irish priest was in the heart of Africa and was the only white man for thousands of miles around. The chief's wife gave birth to a white baby and the priest was ordered to the chief's house. 'Explain yourself Father' the chief ordered 'or you will die'. The Priest, although nervous had a look around when suddenly he became aware of a flock of sheep in a nearby field. 'Look' he said to the chief 'what do you see in that field'. 'Sheep' answered the Chief. 'Yes' said the Priest 'but what colour are they' he asked. The chief answered nervously 'White Father'. 'Yes' said the priest triumphantly 'but what colour are those two in the middle'. The chief looked around him before speaking 'Black Father. O.K. you say nothing about the sheep and I'll say nothing about the baby'..
2006-09-13 04:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool
Mary had a little lamb!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
2006-09-13 04:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by mortiki_down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is another one Mary got bite by her lamb and whent to school alone.
2006-09-13 05:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb; its bones were white as snow...yeah...dig it...
- Gary Larson "Beatnik Vultures"
2006-09-13 04:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep...mighty tasty
heheheh
2006-09-13 04:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by stacey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When its good its good...dont u agree?
2006-09-13 04:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋