I dont mean 'Is your father a theif? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes'....
I want damn right funny ones!
My fave is 'F@#$ me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?'
2006-09-13 04:04:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I dont know about pick up's but know a few put downs.
Eg Him: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
Her: No. just keep walking!
2006-09-13 04:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anria A 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is quite funny but once while i was jogging, this guy came to me and said something like "you look like a runner.. you seem tired.." and I replied "nah I just started...what made you think I am?" and his pick-up line goes like this "because you have running in my mind since I saw you today..."
and to think I was actually running/jogging when he did ask.
Just the same, he was kind of cute and he seemed sincere so what the heck... =)
2006-09-13 11:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by kamahalan_12 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
BOY: Buy me a pizza.
GIRL: What?
BOY: I don't have any money, so, I was wondering if you would buy me a pizza
GIRL: What; No I don't even know you.
BOY: Then can I buy you a pizza?
GIRL: You just said you don't have any money.
BOY: Yea, but, your so beautiful I'll find a way to get some money.
...AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY TOGTHER!!!
2006-09-13 11:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by George 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about good old "Hi my name is ____, how are you?" It's not funny but sincerity is the key to a first impression.
2006-09-13 11:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by i have no idea 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My favorite that I've used is..."You look like someone I know.....what's your name? Oh....you look like (and I make up a name)". Then I put out my hand to shake and say, "My name is....". Worked every time.....
2006-09-13 11:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
2006-09-13 11:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How about "Is your body named Visa? because its everywhere I want to be" or "Do you wash your pants in Windex? because I can see myself in them"
2006-09-13 11:25:06 · answer #7 · answered by infamously_anonymous 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
From a movie...Man to Woman..."Do you know that expression that you are what eat?...WELL..tomorrow I'll be you." I told you it was only a movie.Yum.
2006-09-13 11:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Going my way?
Wanna buy some sex?
You come here often? (At unemployment office)
Would you like some money?
2006-09-13 11:08:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Follow her real close then when she says:
HER: "Why the hell are you following me?"
ME: "I cant help it, your sweet, charming and i find myself painfully attached to you"
HER: "Oh, your heart feels attached to me?"
ME: No, my balls are, you caught them when you closed your purse"
2006-09-13 11:10:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋