Survey time.....?

Question

1. What are you gonna do or be for halloween?
2. If you are over 16, do you still go trick or treating?
3. If yes to #2, don't you feel kind of stupid?
4. Do your garden and house gnomes fight over the cream cheese?
5. Do you like my blood red finger nail polish?
6. If no to #6, what color should they be?
7. Are you itchy?
8. What would you like for dessert?
9. Do you have eye boogers still?
10. Tell me something I don't know.

Answer 1

1. Don't do halloween
2. I done told ya, I don't do halloween
3. Uhhh no!
4. My cream cheese is moldy..no one wants it
5. oooooh yes!!
6. i answered yes
7. yes, how'd you know?
8. Pumpkin pie....with whipped cream
9. uh...no...I washed my face...
10. I haven't washed my walls in 4 years.

Answer 2

1. What are you gonna do or be for halloween? A Jellyfish.
2. If you are over 16, do you still go trick or treating? No, I don't still go trick or treating, but I do dress up to hand out treats.
3. If yes to #2, don't you feel kind of stupid? N/A.
4. Do your garden and house gnomes fight over the cream cheese? No, but they DO fight over porridge.
5. Do you like my blood red finger nail polish? Yes!
6. If no to #6, what color should they be? Black is always good too.
7. Are you itchy? I wasn't until you asked, but now I am. A little.
8. What would you like for dessert? Banafee Pie
9. Do you have eye boogers still? Nope - took care of those on the drive in to work.
10. Tell me something I don't know. I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Answer 3

1. What are you gonna do or be for halloween? probably a gangsta extraordinaire.

2. If you are over 16, do you still go trick or treating? I'm 6'5" and 23, so it wouldn't work.

3. If yes to #2, don't you feel kind of stupid?

4. Do your garden and house gnomes fight over the cream cheese? My house gnomes are well-mannered. That's why they're house gnomes.

5. Do you like my blood red finger nail polish? No, you look like a whore. I can't see them.

6. If no to #6, what color should they be? Hands are for losers.

7. Are you itchy? Around the thumb.

8. What would you like for dessert? Tiramisu, please.

9. Do you have eye boogers still? Not since this morning.

10. Tell me something I don't know. I'm listening to a Busta Rhymes mix I'm making for Chrissy. You don't know her.

Answer 4

1. Go to work and then come home. Dress up in my cloak and hand out candy to the little rodents... er... kids in the neighborhood.
2. Nope. Only went once. Liked the candy, thought it was kinda stupid.
3. NA
4. It doesn't last long enough for any gnome fights. Gotta try that next time.
5. Heck yes. Blood red fingernail polish is awesome.
6. NA
7. Yep.
8. Cookies! Or key lime pie. Or chocolate.
9. Sometimes, but at this particular moment.
10. I have a pet boa constrictor named Bubo. Betcha didn't know that!

Answer 5

1: I live in Aus, we really don't do that here.
2: Only when I'm drunk.
3: N/A.
4: No, but I think they're conspiring to take over the bar fridge.
5: Yum.
6: Everything would look good on you.
7: Did you have to say that!
8: New York Cheesecake.
9: Not at this time of night.
10: You have something stuck in your teeth.

Answer 6

1.watch t.v indoors and dodge the kids with fireworks outside
2.no
3.I dont go trick or treating but I do still feel kinda stupid
4.not since the underground gnomes set up an exclsion zone
5.little bit scared about the reference to blood if I'm honest....your nail polish is nice though
6.ummmm green?
7.a little bit
8.big buns, lots of cream and if I am lucky a cherry
9.no its 5.30 my time they have all gone by now
10.my knees are double jointed...I can put my legs flat on the floor and keeping my knees there I can lift my feet about a foot off the ground

Answer 7

1. Take my daughter out.
2. No.
3. No, I get all the candy my Daughter can't have.
4. Yes.
5. Sometimes.
6. n/a
7. Yes. My neck is itchy.
8. Ice cream
9. Yes, my eyes are healing.
10. I'm on vicodin.

Answer 8

1. Scaring kids
2. No
3.
4. I have banished the gnomes in my garden, little pieces of sh*t were fukcing with my daffodils
5. Depends on what you have got it wrapped around
6.
7. THE ONE AND ONLY
8. You
9. No, it is 16:00 here in Engerland
10. Sperm Whales Penis's are on average 6 foot long

Answer 9

1. I'll be in Boot camp for halloween.
2. I would if I wasn't going to boot camp.
3.
4.Don't have any gnomes.
5.I hate the color blood red. So no.
6.Green
7.No
8.Ice Cream. mmmmm....
9.Sometimes
10.Your survey sucks.

Answer 10

1) Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show
2) Haven't in awhile
3) N/A
4) Don't have either
5) Yes, it's quiet lovely
6) N/A
7) Not at the moment
8) A chocolate chip cookie would be good right now
9) Nope
10) I'm having breakfast for lunch