found dead in a brick
2006-09-13 01:54:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
A dog goes into a hardware store and asks "Have you got any jobs going?"
"Not for a talking dog,", replies the owner, "why don't you try the circus?"
"What would the circus want with a plumber?", says the dog.
Come on, I'm trying here.
2006-09-13 02:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but it reminded me about a wooden watch i bought in Ireland it was a real ingenuous piece of engineering every thing in it was made of wood the strap the hands right down to the spring inside the only bad thing about it was it woodn't work
2006-09-13 09:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by Rizzo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paddy's sitting in a truck with a land-mine on his lap when his partner-in-crime drove over a pothole in the road, Paddy said "For the love of Jesus, Michal, slow-down! the bloody thing could have gone off! Michal turns and looks at Paddy and says "Dont worry about it Paddy, we've plenty more in the back!"
2006-09-13 09:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about the Irish shoplifter? He was found dead under Tescos.
2006-09-13 13:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I sure did,but did you hear about the pregnant Irish girl,she was arrested for carrying dope,her brother was no better he thought a lunatic was a spacemans watch,he had some Irish dvd's square ,no holes in the middle and thicker than most dvd's
2006-09-13 09:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by ratallgood 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be worth a fortune ~ a dog that can tell jokes. Mind you I think you would be worth more if you could tell decent jokes. No offence meant.
2006-09-13 08:59:46 · answer #6 · answered by kytho 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ba Dum Tish!!
LOL. Very funny that.
2006-09-13 09:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by Not called Katie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Arf Arf!!
2006-09-13 10:20:03 · answer #8 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
feck! oh be jeesuus thats funny
2006-09-13 09:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by Lyndsey B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was it a wooden brick?
2006-09-13 08:57:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋