Could a Black Hole get created in my nether regions and destroy the universe?
Can you let me know quite soon please
2006-09-12 23:05:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Both farts and coughs are ways of venting air out of your system, but as water keeps you together, not air, there is no risk of imploding. It won't feel comfortabel though, as you may writhe across the floor due to spasms and hiccups.
If you want to implode, you should lose water on all sides, as that makes up more than 80 percent of the body mass. So the next time you have diarrhoea (or however it's spelled), try to cry about it, get a runny nose, and as you're taking a dump, try to piss and toss off at the same time. Even if it's physically impossible to implode then, surely if there is a god he won't allow such a foul creature to live and take you from this earth.
2006-09-12 23:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but you may EXPLODE and wreak havoc all throughout the universe! ( since you are releasing gas, and not holding it in )
I would hope that the only " black hole " you would create would be in your own pants if it's that massive of a fart.
I hope this doesn't mean that we should all take cover right now. I have too much to do. But I'll turn the news on just in case.
Thanks for the warning !
2006-09-13 06:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, everyone did it at one time or another at least when they were babies! Good grief you can't implode, would be soooooo disgusting! You're simply relieving your body of extra "air" released by the food you ate by farting and maybe remove some mucus by coughing. If you're lucky, you may simply loose weight so go on but in the bathroom please and leave the fan on!
2006-09-13 06:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Black Holes are created because material is too dense. When you fart, you let air out. When you cough, you also let air out. By farting and coughing, you are making yourself less dense. You can't create a black hole.
2006-09-13 06:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No , but if you are around a group of people and they don't hear the fart and it stinks you will have a wonderful opportunity to cast the blame elsewhere.
2006-09-13 06:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but your eyes will permanently bulge out. You will look like Marty Feldman for the rest of your life!
2006-09-13 06:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by Moses 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I somehow doubt it. Personally, I can't believe you have nothing better to contemplate in life.
2006-09-13 07:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by pheonixtaurus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you'll just look like a pig
2006-09-13 06:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by Warrior 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can u implode when ur letting OUT gasses?
2006-09-13 06:08:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have way too much time on your hands.
2006-09-13 06:08:28 · answer #10 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋