2006-09-12 22:09:48 · 18 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Did you read the story recently about a man from Sudan who was got being ahem intimate with a goat and was then made to marry the goat! He not only married it but had to pay a dowrey (spelt worng probably) to the man who owned the goat - it was apparantly on the news and bbc website.
The farmers should count themselves lucky it isnt a custom of ours to marry whoever or whatever you have intimate realtions with ha ha................or should they be made to marry them? Now thats a wedding I'd be interested in attending
Priest: Do you dolly take farmer joe to be you husband?
Dolly: Baaaaaaaaaa
2006-09-12 22:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by Rock-Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If sticking your arm up a cows *** is considered *intimate* then I guess it is just part of the job description.
Sexual encounters are a different thing altogether, but I doubt that 1 in 3 farmers are into those sort of shenanigans. After all, no matter how much you have had to drink, how sexy can a sheep really get ?!!
2006-09-13 05:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read a report that the most 'used' animal is a chicken.
At first it raised all sorts of questions like "How?" and "Why?".
Then I thought about the survey that took place and the questionning involved with that...
"Excuse me sir, have you ever had sex with an animal? Oh you have which one? "
Not the usual thing you would want to talk about whilst buying some bread at the store...
Perhaps the police should use this line of questioning because is people admit to doing this sort of things to chickens what else will they admit to????
2006-09-13 05:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends what you are counting as an intimate moment? Many would be purely counting such things as helping deliver babies as an intimate moment. Or even horse riders say that riding with their horse is intimate moment! Dont be implying that they are all sick and twisted. Even if you are implying that they why shouldn't you trust them? Just don't bend over too close to them!!
2006-09-13 05:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by johnapdavies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...i don't believe this for a second...I come from a family or farmers....
Hmmmmmmmmm then agaaaaaaaaain Uncle Peter did seem a bit wiiiiiiiiiiierd.........
Most men work so hard they don't ever get much chance to socialise, so u neeeeeeeeever knoooooow what goes on behind closed barn doors lol
2006-09-13 05:21:56 · answer #5 · answered by Susie2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who the hell did this survey?!! I bet feeding the animal is classed as intimate. My cousins are farmers and this is just insulting.
2006-09-13 05:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by Rich W 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes they should be trusted. They are being open and honest. It`s the other 2 you should`nt trust!
2006-09-13 05:12:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love a nice horse or unicorn
so an intimate moment wouldent be hard to imagine ...
i love a nice dophine
so an intimate moment wouldent be hard to imagine ...
i love a nice girl
so an intimate moment wouldent be hard to imagine ...
to each his or her reason
but ... delivering babies is hard...
especialy....
half angels ?
2006-09-13 05:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just think, we end up eating some of those animals.
2006-09-13 05:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by Retro Deviant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but it will make you think twice the next time you stick some meat in your mouth.
2006-09-13 05:12:42 · answer #10 · answered by Cactus Dan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋