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2006-09-12 22:07:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Current Events

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Hmm, well, I would have to say that I had worked at a restaurant and a coworker was waitning for me to get off of work. I would clock out and put my jacket on and they would be watching me. I kept my gloves in my pocket and I reached in my pocket and wonder what the heck is this?! To my astonishment, someone had placed a huge carrot in my pocket with a condom over it! I was pissed! I took that thing and threw it at the guy that played that practical joke on me. That was so disgusting. It was funny to the guys but not to me. The other waitress had the same thing done to her but with a cucumber. Men have a weird sence of humor. Them guys were just waiting in anticipation for us to find them. The guys that did that to us ladies were sons of the owners and they got paddeled bad! So who is laughing now? I was and they deserved it.

2006-09-12 22:24:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When i was around 13 my Nan told me that i should always wear a pair of knickers over the top of tights to stop them from sliding down and creating the Nora Batty look. The knickers served no purpose but to fall down my legs with the tights as i was walking through the science corridor at school with all the 6 formers watching! So embarrassing but oh so funny, i couldn't help but laugh at myself.

2006-09-16 21:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by Dancing Queen 3 · 0 0

Okay this just happened. I have been ill and losing weight. I live in pajama pants. Some have ties but not all. The ones I was wearing yesterday have both ties and elastic and since the problem is related to my tum I am keeping them rather loose to begin with.

My parnter had rinsed off these mats we have outside and then asked me to wash them so we can put them back down where they belong in the house.

No prob.

I took them out of the washer and was going out to hang them on the line and ...yep the pants went.

She nearly fell off her seat laughing at me as I hurriedly bent to pull them back up.

2006-09-12 22:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I fell down a flight of stairs in a night club infront of loads of people and ened up with the biggest bruise on my bum.

2006-09-12 22:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by BLUE 2 · 0 0

My mum walking into a lampost, i will never forget it, it was in my local town and my mum was just waving to someone in a shop she knew, then before she knew it ....DONK!....ooh the days we had after that with her egg lump of a head!

2006-09-14 05:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jake S 2 · 0 0

It hasn't happened yet but I wish I was mistakenly kissed by a beautiful girl and then to see her blushing.

2006-09-13 00:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by B i n g o 4 · 0 0

my husband and daughter play a game where they accuse each other of burping and farting when it was them who did the deed. One day shopping in a large supermarket my daughter let out a large fart and turned to me and said out loud that it was me, I turned bright red and passersby must have really thought it was me!

2006-09-13 03:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by Claire M 2 · 0 0

I caught my thing in my zip. Extremely painful, but my wife couldn't stop laughing.

2006-09-16 21:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by Veritas 7 · 0 0

I bought some suede Hush Puppy shoes & my new puppy was sick on them!

2006-09-12 22:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by Pretorian 5 · 0 0

one of them was splitting my trousers at work when i work in a warehouse full of guys (wow big red face let me tell you)

2006-09-12 22:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by sleepwalker69 6 · 0 0

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