I already put in my two weeks, but I can dream. What are some humorous ways you've thought about quitting?
2006-09-12 17:10:28 · 13 answers · asked by Snickles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Post-it. Lol.
2006-09-12 17:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by Quin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you work at dunkin donuts "you crapped in the coolita machine"
food service- rip off the little labels on the soda hoses out back and mix them all up and just dont connect 1 hose, yet have every box possible hooked up (so theres no box for it).
department store- just start knocking stuff down, oh and steal carts. lots of them.
other then that make sure to flip your boss off. kiss the hot chick you work with (if youre a guy, and dont say there isnt a hot chick, theres a hot chick at every work place).
Oh and if you work with computers, crash the entire server over and over again. that way people will have to do work instead of sit on yahoo answers all day.
2006-09-12 17:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by xi3reakeroi3cx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My husband said I really did this in my dreams and talking out loud to him in bed one night- "stressful day at work" making a sell of skin care products- "The promotional" items.
Hey, you, come here....What?....You want to buy some of this product? [Shhh honey be quiet I"M working here] No really its great stuff we really do use it ourselves, Look at her skin- great huh? {that's my boss, she's a ***** and most likely will sleep with ya if you buy over $200 worth of product, she IS the gift with purchase} Be sure to get the exfoliater and use it after.
That mostly likely would have ended my job huh? But it was truth in marketing.. My husband cracked up so bad! He told everyone about it.
2006-09-12 17:23:10 · answer #3 · answered by Denise W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I just heard of a lady who was fired by text message which isn't really funny but mean. You could call and let your boss or supervisor have it over the phone but then you'd burn bridges and won't have a good recommendation.
2006-09-12 17:13:16 · answer #4 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cussed at a customer once right before 5pm the day I was quiting, it was great, not mature but it felt sooo good whiny customers!
2006-09-12 17:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by wilowdreams 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to work and after a minute or hours, just leave. when they call you at home to see where you went, tell them you got caught up on this Jerry Springer show and start to tell them what happened. I can just imagine how pissed off they would be. Then you tell them, OK see you tomorrow and hang up!!! LOL
2006-09-12 17:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I respect the two week thing and have lived by it. I still sometimes wish I could be like one of my friends who went on lunch break and never went back.
2006-09-12 17:15:21 · answer #7 · answered by kidfrom68 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'll need a friend to help with this one. Have them write the words "I quit" on your buttocks, then moon your boss.
2006-09-12 17:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by Terisu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
customer being a b itch be a b itch back. depending on your job. just do the opposite that they tell you. if a customer needs help give the wrong info. buh i think you should just to this to the mean customers.
2006-09-12 17:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by hejhs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk out when they need you the most,make it hurt them so they will realize how valuable you were to their money.some of the funniest ways are probably illegal in most states
2006-09-12 17:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by michael g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was one radio station that i resigned from...and my resignation letter was a "top 10 list" a la david lettereman
2006-09-12 17:19:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋