I'll share mine: I was in one of those long executive meetings with people from marketing and accounting. As ususal, most of the marketing people were quite attractive and accountants weren't. At one point, someone let out a mean fart. It was sooooo mean everyone ran for the door. Everyone, except one ugly woman who insisted on the fact that we all should stay in order to continue without interruptions. Obviously, everyone put the blame on her for who would wanna stay in a stinky room if not the generator of the fart? After them meeting was over, a gorgeous girl (who was a good friend) tolde me it had been her.
2006-09-12 15:33:08 · 2 answers · asked by Gentleman 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Ages ago, in my eighth grade math class -- and, of course, farts are the funniest things ever at that age -- We were halfway through a really hard math test, or at least it seemed like it at the time.
And I let one rip. Not just a normal fart, either. It was one of those long, drawn out, high pitched, squeaky ones. The stuff comic routines are made of. The entire class dissolved for what felt like five minutes.
Poor teacher couldn't do anything to get us under control, which, to me, was the funniest part about it.
2006-09-12 15:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by megan_of_the_swamp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep - both ugly and pretty girls fart. We all do from time to time.
2006-09-12 15:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋