What was wrong with him? I'm a horse dentist for crying out loud and the sugars in Fruitcake can cause cavaties.
2006-09-12 14:56:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Horses can be very sensitive about their dental hygiene. I once had a mare who wouldn't floss no matter how I nagged her. The odor coming from that maw was not pure oats. I think she had a bad sugar jones.
Anyway, to re-establish a good relationship with the horse you've offended, re-gift the fruitcake to a Mormon donkey and talk positively about Seabiscuit.
2006-09-12 19:18:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are so rude. I cannot believe you would choose that time and place to do a dental exam!! He GAVE you the fruitcake!! Why did you look in his mouth right then and there? For crying out loud nothing! You need to reprioritize. Put the suction tubing and squiggly pick down and have some class.
A time and a place for everything, Derwood, a time and a place...
2006-09-13 05:24:22 · answer #2 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You spelled cavities wrong. Did you see the "check spelling" button?
But I digress. If you were genuinely a horse dentist (and, yes, such things do exist), you would not be referring to a horse's "cavities" -- cavities are rarely an issue that horses' teeth have.
I think the gift of a fruitcake to you was a hint....
~DancesWithHorses~
2006-09-13 08:43:44 · answer #3 · answered by DancesWithHorses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, when horses start giving you fruitcakes its time to change your occupation. Did the horse talk to you?
2006-09-12 22:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by K.O. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing. if he gave you the fruitcake, that means hes not eating it, and you should have checked yourself for cavaties. besides, sounds like your just bored, or nuts lol.
2006-09-12 22:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by bettyboop24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeez! What an old nag!
Maybe you shouldn't look a gifting horse in the mouth?
2006-09-13 01:58:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he was horsing around or just wanted to nag you!
Horses will be horses.
2006-09-12 21:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-09-12 22:04:18 · answer #8 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably thought you were checking to see if he was a bit long in the tooth...
2006-09-12 21:59:13 · answer #9 · answered by Shelley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwww...fruit cakes!
2006-09-12 22:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋