I think the bloke is pilfering Mum's good silverware again.
2006-09-12 14:51:09 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
One of my favorites is to put a small piece of clear tape on the ear piece of the telephone. When the phone rings they can't hear the person calling...and they they just keep saying Hellooo....hellooo. The person calling thinks they are crazy...its funny.
2006-09-12 14:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by K.O. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
[ The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Me.]
I actually did this to my high school principal back in 1971, Mr. Butch Irwin. I'd been his whipping boy from day one. I was wrongfully expelled and suspended by Irwin for something our star football player had done, and Irwin knew that I knew it. I'd been the only non-jock eyewitness to the "crime," a dope-smoking left wing anti-Vietnam national honor society preppy and football dropout. So I was a Marked Man, and who would ever believe me over our principal and our star jock?
My classmate and friend Brian was the only gay kid I knew. I had him bring me a gay magazine and "I," Mr. Butch Irwin of 510 East Crescent Drive, subscribed to every gay porn shop and fetish club's mailing list in the western hemisphere, and I asked for free samples of everything.
I still don't know if that's why Irwin's wife divorced him that summer or not.
Is Mr. Humphries married? Heh, heh, heh...
I'm a little more reluctant about the following info because this victim still lives in my community. As for the football star, he'd recently dumped our friend Beth for the head cheerleader's favours. Sweet Beth had an axe of her own to grind, and I'd sort of told her what I'd done to Mr. Irwin.
Beth was most enthusiastic: "Really? Well, I happen to know Terry's (the football guru) credit card number. I think it would be a nice gesture for him to pay for a little more than free samples for his beloved Mr. Irwin. Since he's such a nice boy to his dates, I think they should both want some marital aids and such. What's the kinkiest, sickest thing in the magazine?"
"Well, I seem to remember something about a rubber nun's habit that includes a penis extender free of charge, and there's a flavoured butt-plug of the month vendor, too. Those sort of caught the eye."
Beth thought for a very short while before she laughed, "It's so hard to decide that I think they should each have both. After all, they work so hard to be what they are, and they're so good to their friends. Let's do them a big favour, too."
This was the start of a beautiful friendship.
2006-09-13 13:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
You can't have a practical joke with Mr. Humphries! Any man THAT free can't be very practical.
2006-09-12 21:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by tantiemeg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E-mail his cell number to every Nigerian scammer you get in your mailbox.
Simple, effective, infuriating, and of no real cost or effort to you.
2006-09-13 17:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your questions are really stupid.
2006-09-12 21:53:08 · answer #5 · answered by applecheeks 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋