REASONS HE MAY NOT BE GAY:
1. The video for his song "I Come Undone" is definitely not gay. Especially these aspects of it:
- the insects creeping out of chicks mouths
- the way he puts his hand on one of their legs and up her dress when they're collapsed on the floor
- the whole thing of him coming undone in a general way and the way he does
2. He's not dating Katie Holmes and never will.
3. He has lots of tattoos, which means he's not a metro-sexual.
4. The designs of his tattoos are very tribal and ritualistically masculine and include past girlfriend's names.
5. The way he kisses girls he pulls onto the stage with him when he's singing, most notably: his lips, the way he gropes and the things he does body-wise in relation to them. The shape of his body against theirs.
5. The Americans loathe him - unlike Justin Timberlake.
6. His sense of humour and the fact that he doesn't take things too seriously.
7. He perspires more than anyone ever and nearly pops face-veins when he's singing.
8. The following lyrics from the previously mentioned I Come To Undone: "So well trained, so animal". It's so phwoar, it's finishing. Like he could turn totally animal with lust - you get my meaning.
Also the lines: "I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep, If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet." That's very warrior-like.
9. His voice, which is totally not gay in any way whatsoever.
10. He grabs his crotch when he's singing a lot, but in a way that reveals he knows he's grabbing it and that those who loathe him will have a lot to say.
REASONS HE MAY BE GAY:
1. Take That was a Boy Band, they were marketed in gay clubs and sang in harmony.
2. He has a song called "Feel" and his biography's called the same thing. What does that mean? Feel what exactly? Apparently he speaks only of his womanly conquests in it and doesn't mention anything about being gay. This could be him trying to overcompensate, because too many womanly conquests with no pictures makes me suspicious.
2. He wears his shirts unbuttoned.
3. His slinky, gyrating hip movements while singing.
4. The Brits and Europeans are crazy for him.
5. He's been photographed in lycra underpants.
6. These lyrics from I Come Undone:
"If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you" - for obvious reasons. Also, "Because I'm scum, I'm your son, I come undone" - mothers always have these sorts of issues when their children are gay.
7. Rumours from men that Robbie's kissed them like they've never been kissed before.
8. He's willing to do anything to prove he's not gay but has never moved in with a woman.
9. He's been linked to Nicole Kidman and she was married to Tom Cruise, which suggests a pattern with her and love.
10. He dated Mel C who's definitely gay, because she sings "Never Be The Same Again" to a girl. The song is all about telling a close "friend" you're in love with them and how things change when that happens and how forbidden it all is.
...so make what you will of it....
2006-09-12 15:00:29
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answer #1
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answered by Ashley P 6
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Hello? Did you see his first video? Sparkly Roller disco! Way beyond Gay, He's offically a queen.
2006-09-12 21:58:49
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answered by Kendall A 1
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