one of my faves is from Murder by Death(1976);
Dora Charleston: Is he dead?
Sam Diamond: With a thing like that in his back, in the long run, he's better off.
2006-09-12 14:30:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
''i read their period attracts the bears.'' brick form anchorman
2006-09-12 18:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interestingly enough, the funniest quote I've heard in a long time came from Million Dollar Baby. Clint Eastwood's character asks a priests about demigods, and the priest replies:
"There's no such thing as demigods, you pagam f*ck!"
Laughed my head off at that one.
2006-09-12 14:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by daveroswell04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the suitable 3 for me are: Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Blues Brothers..and my in demand of all time "that's Spinal faucet" the scene with the Stonehenge Monument receives me each time, I chortle now only thinking approximately it! =D
2016-12-15 07:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the outakes of the movie Being There, when Peter Sellers does his deadpan messages from Rafael. Funny. Anything from that movie...best comedy ive ever seen.
2006-09-12 14:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by zeakster01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the b****** chase you. He will follow."
Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
2006-09-12 15:25:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Man in the iron mask"
Aramis: Sometimes there are more important things in life than a good pair of ****.
Porthos: Really? If you can name me one thing that is more sublime than the feel of a plump, pink nipple between my lips, I'll build you a new cathedral.
Aramis: Forgiveness...
Porthos: Forgiveness...
[Porthos farts]
Porthos: There... i am i forgiven? Come on... am i forgiven?
[play fight ensures between them]
and
"Anchorman"
Ron Burgundy: (screaming) I'm trapped in a glass case of emotions!
I ate a big red candle!-Brick
yeah I stabbed a guy in the heart-Brick
Where'd you get those clothes from, the toilet store?-Brick
2006-09-13 01:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by galalae_godess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The proverbially funny:
"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
From Airplane
And in Ed Wood when the guy asks Ed,
"Don't you know anything about making movies?"
and Ed says, baffled,
"Well, I like to think so!"
2006-09-12 15:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
- Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes, in “Meet the Parents”
2006-09-12 14:36:56 · answer #8 · answered by Spock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
" I can't believe it. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you would still make me go to school" Jennifer Greys character in Ferris Buellers Day Off.
2006-09-12 15:04:52 · answer #9 · answered by FrmVegas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ANYTHING that came out of the mouth of that Drill Instructor from Full Metal Jacket.
Probably my favorite one: "You had best un#*@% yourself or I will unscrew your head and s#!^ down your NECK!"
2006-09-12 14:42:45 · answer #10 · answered by The Love Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Lloyd Bridges in Airplane!
2006-09-12 14:33:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋