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He would be one of the most socialist people on earth. No War, Equal Rights for All, ect. The interesting thing would be is that he would be the only one who could pull a socialist government off.

2006-09-12 12:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by Black Sabbath 6 · 3 2

Because his inventors were so careful about it, the Jesus persona is all over the board. He is designed to appeal to the hardcore Conservative element (anti-gay, eye for an eye, etc.) and the liberal types (love your neighbor, turn the other cheek, etc.). There is no way you could fool BILLIONS of people into believing a story like that without having a front man who appealed to the whole spectrum...

2006-09-12 13:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mark M 3 · 0 0

Who said that he was against capital punnishment. With the power that he possessed he would not have been subject to crucufuxion had he been anti-capital punishment. As for serving his country , only the Romans had a standing army. He was no coward. He gave his life willingly for what he believed.

2006-09-12 12:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by samssculptures 5 · 1 0

If Jesus was alive today in the US the conservatives would be nailing him to a cross as a subversive.

43 -- Jesus was the original "turn the other cheek guy" and had almost nothing to say about homsexuality -- the big homophobe was Paul. You could read all about it in the bible.

2006-09-12 12:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

You might not be accurate with that statement.

Jesus was the original eye for an eye guy.

And you don't even want to think about what he said about the gay community.

Go big Red Go

2006-09-12 12:07:46 · answer #5 · answered by 43 5 · 1 1

Jesus wouldn't be Liberal or Conservative, because he was smart enough to know both are corrupt in his eyes.

2006-09-12 12:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by linus_van_pelt68 4 · 1 1

thats a silly question. i don't think jesus would care much at all for political parties or classifications.

i think he'd care more about Christian principles which neither party really has an essential understanding of.

2006-09-12 12:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by kujigafy 5 · 0 1

I think Jesus would, in a world such as this, encourage people to join up. NOT because it is the moral thing to do, but because we need soldiers to help the world.

2006-09-12 12:00:06 · answer #8 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0 2

No, he'd be a conservative because he was really into "shock and awe" bombing campaigns. Plus, he was an anti-environmental fascist who wanted working people to pay for corporate welfare and tax breaks for the super rich.

2006-09-12 12:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by Phil S 5 · 1 2

He probably wouldn't do much gay-bashing either, much to the disappointment of the right-wing fundies. His example would pretty much disrupt their entire agenda, and they'd be begging him to get his hair cut, drive a Humvee, join the NRA, and wear a 3-piece suit.

2006-09-12 12:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

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