Keep up the bad grammar and spelling on Yahoo! Answers, please?

Question

I've desided to youse sum ov the kwestions and ansers as exampels ov grammer and spelin misteaks too avoid. I don't thenk the texbook publishurs can thenk up anythin as bad as wat shoes up on this sight.

Any opinions? Feel free to make as many errors as you think necessary. Thanks.

Answer 1

Well dude/dudette understand your pain. Certainly most people use the misspelling of words to show their "coolness" on line and to also avoid typing long words when we want to say something as fast as possible. I myself, learned to type on a manual typewriter, (ancient technology to you younger crowd) and also had to be aware of spelling because if you got a word wrong you had to retype the whole thing again. ({pay attention young ones} meaning you had to take out the paper from the typewriter and put in a new one) so I cannot help myself to type as best as I can.

Now if I could only speak gooder English. LOL <<<(oops!)

P.S. The exclamation point at the end of Yahoo! looks like a trade mark and should be there to properly identify Yahoo!

Answer 2

Win for "texbook"
Fail for "too avoid" ... should be "2 avoyed"

Something that annoys me is when people type "dat" instead of "that" or "sum1" or WhEn PpL tYpE lIek Dis. *LOL*

It shows that most of the people on this website are, like, 12 or something. It isn't cute and it makes me wonder why they even put a spellcheck on here since it seems that no one uses it. I find it hard to take someone who's typing like an idiot seriously, especially when they claim to be adult and ask questions such as "how cann i tell if a boy lieks me? HELP!"

Answer 3

The questions with regard to the character of Republicans are sweeping generalisations and ought to be perceived as insulting however the question concerning Bush as a accessible contender for the Anti-Christ seems to me to be a superbly honest and sensible question, exceedingly interior the context of the unusual political/non secular messages, with regard to the function of the u . s . interior the fulfillment of the e book of Revelations, that have been began decrease than the Reagan administration and function continued with the 'end timers' who're presently pretty influencial interior the Bush administration. i've got faith the final Pope additionally asked this question.

Answer 4

Well I think you have a good point their, many Yahoo Answers have extremely bad grammar. Which can be avoided as their is a spell checker available when you are typing a post. Just after that sentence I checked my spelling and I found two mistakes!

Answer 5

I NEVER use NEGATIVE methods to teach concepts. They then need to be undone before the students can learn the correct method. For example, English teachers who tell students, "You can never begin a sentence with because." are remiss because they are incorrect. I know why they do it (to avoid sentence fragments), but later when teachers try to stress variety of sentence structure in writing, they have to undo what has been mistaught.

Therefore, I will not play your game and will write correctly. As a teacher, I want to model correct writing.

Chow!!

Answer 6

Why would i? Is that not very silly to keep up the bad gammer on yahoo answers. I thought the people on this part of yahoo answers could speak and spell English. I also thought they could write in English.

Answer 7

Hilarious! Send some my way. I'd love to let my 3rd graders know what sorts of mistakes adults make. Now that I think about it though, it's more sad than hilarious.

Answer 8

yez eye think ewe our rite. Two meany popel cud nut speel to sieve thur lifes. Thy realy on speelcheque faar to musch

Answer 9

IM a Koolege Ztudent!

Answer 10

Well, look at you. You have an exclamation point in the middle of your question right after Yahoo. Who taught you English? ~_~