you can make it up I dont care how long but the funniest and weirdest gets Best Answer
2006-09-12 11:01:28 · 26 answers · asked by Lindsay Lobotomy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away!
2006-09-12 11:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Overheard in a frighteningly redneck bar in the Mountains of East Tennessee....
"You look better than a brand new set of Mud Tires."
>>Rolls eyes<<
2006-09-12 11:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by Jamie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i saw the both of us in a storm under the same umbrella and a spiritual force moved me 2 sheild u 4rm the rain so ure the one
2006-09-12 11:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by tani_luv30 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your boyfriend and you are making burgers for a party. You have the buns in your hand putting the burger on them. Your boyfriend says "Hey, those look like nice buns". Not thinking anything of it, you smile and say "Thanks"
Later, "You *****!!!!"
2006-09-12 11:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't I see you at Miami Maternity Center?
2006-09-12 11:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
2006-09-12 11:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
2006-09-12 11:03:47 · answer #7 · answered by Airzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
2006-09-12 11:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in the club and this dude goes "You finer than a mother------. Nah, let me quit lying, you finer than a BUNCH of mother------s"
Made me laugh, but that was just dumb.
2006-09-12 11:02:59 · answer #9 · answered by khaoss15 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey I have seen you somewhere before
2006-09-12 11:02:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
2006-09-12 11:03:52 · answer #11 · answered by miguelitabonita 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋