Who wants to take yet another pointless survey?

Question

1. What is the weirdest pet's name you've ever heard?
2. In your opinion, is 'Monday' a red word?
3. Can you estimate how may IM programmes there are out there?
4. How badly do you want hot chocolate right now?
5. Where are you?
6. What time is it?
7. Write me an interesting question to put in my next ridiculous survey.
8. Who said 'All have won and all must have prizes.'?
9. Spaghetti or noodles?
10. Do you like doing surveys?

Answer 1

Maliboo
No
wot?
Not a bit
Bristol
23.03
How many roads must a man walk along?
The Dodo
Noodles
No

Thanks for 2 points

Answer 2

1. What is the weirdest pet's name you've ever heard?
Puss for a rabbit
2. In your opinion, is 'Monday' a red word?
Yes . . . cannot think of a reason why though ..
3. Can you estimate how may IM programmes there are out there?
More than I care to count .. .
4. How badly do you want hot chocolate right now?
Not as bad as I did 5 minutes ago. I just ate 1/4 of a 150g block of chocolate
5. Where are you?
Sadly at work in Sydney
6. What time is it?
1hr and 17 minutes until home time
7. Write me an interesting question to put in my next ridiculous survey.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
8. Who said 'All have won and all must have prizes.'?
Not me
9. Spaghetti or noodles?
Well they both are kind of the same I guess so Both.
10. Do you like doing surveys?
If I am getting something out of them they definitely become more appealing.

Answer 3

1. What is the weirdest pet's name you've ever heard? - twixie
2. In your opinion, is 'Monday' a red word? - yes
3. Can you estimate how may IM programmes there are out there? - 100
4. How badly do you want hot chocolate right now? - 0%
5. Where are you? - in a house on a chair near a computer desk
6. What time is it? - 23.20 12th september
7. Write me an interesting question to put in my next ridiculous survey. - how many different types of dog makes are there
8. Who said 'All have won and all must have prizes.'? priceisright
9. Spaghetti or noodles? noodles
10. Do you like doing surveys? no no no no

Answer 4

1. What is the weirdest pet's name you've ever heard?
My cousin had a cat she called "Bollocks."

2. In your opinion, is 'Monday' a red word?
It's pure semiotic misery, yes.

3. Can you estimate how may IM programmes there are out there?
No.

4. How badly do you want hot chocolate right now?
I hate hot chocolate

5. Where are you?
Macclesfield, Cheshire, UK.

6. What time is it?
23:01

7. Write me an interesting question to put in my next ridiculous survey.
What are the fluffiest socks you've ever worn?

8. Who said 'All have won and all must have prizes.'?
You just then?

9. Spaghetti or noodles?
I love both.

10. Do you like doing surveys?
Pretty much. I used to do public surveys for a living!

Answer 5

1. What is the weirdest pet's name you've ever heard? BAGEL THE BEAGLE

2. In your opinion, is 'Monday' a red word? WELL ACCORDING TO AUTHOR NICOLA MORGAN "MONDAYS ARE RED" WELL AT LEAST THE TITLE OF THE BOOK SAYS SO

3. Can you estimate how may IM programmes there are out there? I DONT REALLY CARE

4. How badly do you want hot chocolate right now? NOT TOO MUCH I HAD A BEEF AND TOMATO CUP A SOUP WEE WHILE AGO

5. Where are you? GLASGOW

6. What time is it? 23.55

7. Write me an interesting question to put in my next ridiculous survey. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE MULTI CHANNEL SIGN IN B.S.L.

8. Who said 'All have won and all must have prizes.'? NOT ME

9. Spaghetti or noodles? NOODLES

10. Do you like doing surveys? MAYBES AYE MAYBES NO

Answer 6

1. A smackhead new age traveller's dog called Tenbag.
2. I'm not synaesthetic.
3. 1,000,000. Roughly.
4. Mmmm! With marshmallows.
5. On the sofa.
6. Too late.
7. What was the last question you answered?
8. Alice.
9. Depends on the dish. Spaghetti for thick meat sauces, noodles for soups (and Pots).
10. Hell, no!

Answer 7

1. This is tough (work at a vets) my short list is rufus, Fatty Bumbum, Reema Rauke and no name.
2. Monday- nah. I work a 5 day rota from Thursday til Monday, so Monday is actually my Friday.. wierd or what.
3. IM??????.... wtf
4. Ohhhh, now you've done it, with squirty cream....
5. At my comp in front room...
6. Lunch time (my stomach says so, prob the mention of hot choc)
7. Why do idiots in resturants always touch the plates when the waiter says not to coz it is hot?
8. No f*&$ing idea.
9. Spaghetti with bolognese or noodles if in a chinese mood.
10. Depends how bored i am really...

Answer 8

1. F*cker
2. No - Mondays are as fabulous as Divine Brown.
3. As many as there are people.
4. Not at all, Ive just had a chocolate muffin. mmm
5. Manchester - Britains second city.
6. 11pm, don't you know
7. Anne widdicumb or Gordon brown?
8. Les Dennis in debenhams after his career downfall.
9. Spaghetti. Just.
10. I used to make people do surveys for a living. This is nostalgia for me.

Answer 9

1 Milton, my dog named after the poet not the sterilizing fluid!
2 No
3 Lots and lots
4 Not at all I've got a beer, in fact lots of beer!
5 Here, are you there?
6 23:42
7 Who thinks surveys are the best types of questions on Answers?
8 No idea but was it Dale Winton?
9 Noodles evey time
10 See No7

Answer 10

1. 42 (It was my cat's name)
2. No. Monday is quite obviously a Blue word.
3. 240 ?
4. Really badly now that you mention it.
5. Aberdeen
6. 23.03pm
7. How long is a piece of string?
8. Don't know
9. Spaghetti (with tomato sauce & meatballs - yum)
10. Not really

Answer 11

1. Boopsie
2. It's a gray word.
3. 500 bagillion
4. Mmmmm
5. Work
6. 5:00 on the nose
7. What sign are you?
8. PeeWee Herman
9. noooodles
10. Yes, it breaks the monotony