How many different uses can you find for cheese?

Answer 1

There are exactly 22,000,027 uses for cheese. I am currently in the process of writing a book listing all of these uses. Once it has been published (and I will make sure that it is published. People must know these wonderful cheesy facts) it will be exactly 357 1/3 times bigger than the Bible and and the Oxford English Dictionary put together. I am writing these uses in order of popularity and I will list the top 5 uses here, just for Yahoo Answers users:

1. Brie can be squashed onto the front of two kitchen tiles, thus giving them a slippery feel. These can then be attached to the bottom of your feet (Brie down). These can then be used to race down hills against friends.

2. Dairylea triangles or Philadelphia cheese spread can be smeared onto the face. This makes a wonderful face mask. The good news is that you do not have to remove this before leaving the house. Having cheese on your face is beautiful.

3. Red Leicester, possibly the most illuminous cheese can be attached to the back of your car if you break down at the side of the road and you will be seen by all motorists as they pass. This is much more practical than a hazzard warning light/sign as it can be eaten afterwards.

4. Edam can be used as a fine burglar deterrant. All you need at the front of your house is a cage with a whole Edam in it facing away from your house (downhill). You then attach a trip wire to the cage so that the cage opens when it is triggered. As the trip wire is triggered by the burglar, the Edam will roll downhill, away from the house. The burglar then has the choice of burgling the house or following the Edam. I know which one I'd choose. As the burglar follows the Edam it gives the police time to reprimand the burglar and return your fine spherical cheese.

5. When holding a garage or car boot sale hang a large piece of Stinky Bishop or Blue Stilton from your stall. This will attract everyone in the vicinity as they smell the unbelievably addictive fragrance of these fine smelly cheeses. The hynotic odour of these cheeses will make people purchase from your stall. However, do not sell the cheese. The loss would be devastating.


I hope these fine cheese uses are useful and will compell you to purchase my book "22,000,027 Uses For Cheese", which will be available in all good book shops with big and strong enough shelves.

CHEEEESE ROCKS!!!!

Answer 2

Depends on the cheese.
I will have to say that cheese might just be the new Duct tape though. I can't say anything else until the laboratory tests are in.

Answer 3

Cheeseburger macaroni 1lb. Hamburger a million container kraft macaroni and cheese ¼ cup milk 2 tbsp. Butter a million½ cups shredded cheese (your selection) (non-compulsory) Mushrooms, onion, eco-friendly peppers, chopped prepare macaroni in accordance to container guidelines. Brown hamburger in a separate skillet, drain grease. combine macaroni mixture and hamburger, upload milk and butter, macaroni cheese packet and shredded cheese. blend properly to combine.

Answer 4

food
clothing...a cheese miniskirt dude!
killing evil people
hair...a cheese wig
and ink...write with cheese

Answer 5

well grill cheese sandwiches, quesidilla, nachos, cheese fries, in your tomoato soup, cheese sticks, mozerella deep fried sticks, in your sandwiches, omlettes, cheese cake, well there tons more but i'm getting hungry lol.

Answer 6

Culinary
Crackers, English muffins, pretzels, apples and red grapes. Serve with beer, light white wine, ice-cold milk, tomato juice and lemonade.

Goes best with with pasta, figs, grapes, apples and pears. Serve with red wines, cider, cranberry juice, and sparkling red grape juice.

cheese trays, sweet fruits and berries, croissants and muffins. Serve with fruity white wine, aged red wine, juices and ice-cold milk.

Erotic play
Cheese Fight!
Attacking the enemy

Answer 7

MAN CHEESE IS NASTY. MAYBE YOU CAN GET SOME CHEESE OUT YOUR BUTT

Answer 8

edible sculptures

Answer 9

all flavors or colby longhorn