So does anyone really, truly know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck if in fact a woodchuck can chuck wood?
2006-09-12 10:21:12 · 22 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A-So Grasshopper...the real question is if a Woodchuck can't chuck wood why is a woodchuck a woodchuck?
2006-09-12 10:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better question....How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
ALL OF IT
2006-09-12 17:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-09-12 17:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by DeaconFrost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-09-12 17:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by wazullah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, looking at the front two teeth of a Woodchuck, aka Groundhog, their teeth are almost beaver-like. So they would probably chuck quit a bit of wood if they were so inclined. They are herbivores, and so eat plants.... perhaps they nibble on bark sometimes?
2006-09-12 17:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, he (or she) would chuck at least 4 cords of wood in a 2 day period....with allowances for potty breaks, sleep and food.
2006-09-12 17:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it depends on how long it lives, how fast it can chuck, how much wood is available to this woodchuck, etc...it'd have to be officially tested, lol.
2006-09-12 17:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by Swaygirl27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12 2x4s
2006-09-12 17:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by Kristen H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the type of wood, what month it is, the sex of the woodchuck and how many beers you drink..so be more specific and i will tell you
2006-09-12 17:24:38 · answer #9 · answered by fn_49@hotmail.com 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tuesday there will be a woodchuck demonstration.
2006-09-12 17:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋