Should the alien visitors move on to anal probe someone else?
2006-09-12 09:44:08 · 13 answers · asked by Go! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well I was going to say that I was a good representative until I read the second part, but on second thought I am scum. They wouldn't want to anal probe me.
2006-09-12 14:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The anal probe is a tool of the government's scare team that wants the alien perception to be so horrible that people don't actually evaluate the data.
Most of the aliens are benign. It's the government you have to worry about.
Werner Von Braun laid it out that first they will tell you to worry about Communism, then Terrorism, then an attack from outer space."
Each one raises the price of 'freedom', which is apparently a value-added product that comes from the bottom of an oil well. That's why there is so much of it in Texas, and why so many have to die for it in the Middle East.
2006-09-12 16:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, if i was a representatve I would get Earth obliterated. They would be probing my *** in peace, then all of the sudden I would screw up the SSA and they would hang up on me. Hencs get Earth targeted for alien missles. I just dont know when to shut up. Then again they would probably think I was the sweetest thing ever and not want to kill ME per say but my manager . LOL
2006-09-13 02:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by TRIXY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes im full of contradictions, very complex and interesting and gorgeous too , however i would never in my life want to have an anal probe by an alien, ive had one off the docs and that was traumatic enough thanks.
2006-09-12 16:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by kez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm only in it for the anal probing.
2006-09-12 16:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am human so I am a good representative of the human race.
2006-09-12 16:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by ilovedragonflies6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would depend greatly upon how you define a "good representative." Generally speaking, probably not. Most human beings are infinitely more mediocre than I.
2006-09-12 16:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a very good rep. Ethical, fit and moral. That's my never to be humble opinion of myself.
2006-09-12 16:54:12 · answer #8 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I do not represent anyone other than myself.
2006-09-12 16:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by Ricardo P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know...but I like Speed Racer!
2006-09-12 16:47:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋