...but their lung capacity only allows for a 27 second scream, what do they do for the remaining 31 seconds?
2006-09-12 09:11:35 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Men - a quick *******
Women - check their nails
2006-09-12 09:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by David74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I imagine most folks would scream a second time. Me, I wouldn't scream the first time. I'd light a cigarette with my windproof Ronson flamethrower, wish I had a doobie, and I'd thank God that I was finally out of this *****-hole of a cracker factory. I'd thank him that he'd seen fit to steer me off a cliff and that I'd not had to do it myself someday as I'd always thought I would.
I'd spend my remaining seconds reflecting not upon a good life and the good that I'd done for others and the good they'd done for me. No, I'd spend my last few seconds thinking of all the things and people I wouldn't miss and I'd go out laughing and masturbating.
Karaoke
Barbra Streisand
George Bush and Mr. Blair
The gnomes that live in my refrigerator
Rap music
Anti-nicotine nazis
Anal probes
Reality TV
My job
The Martians and hillbillies who live down the hall
Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons
Stepping in pet ***** barefoot
Fitness nazis
Morons on cell phones
Regis Philbin
That infomercial for colon care
Being Tasered and raped by Condoleezza Rice
Diarrhea
Hangovers
Country music
Rednecks
Courtney Love
Flaky, Fickle, and B!tchy Girlfriends
PMS
Finding vomit in my wok pot
Pat Boone
Pat Robertson
Rush Limbaugh
Ann Coulter
Finding someone elses boogers on the banister
Judge Judy
Carrot Top
The pygmies that live in my attic
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton
John Tesh
*SPLAT!!!!!*
2006-09-13 08:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
inhale and sceam again of course...
if they are screaming at all... i heard that most poeple are too surprised or scared to scream... probably about the sensation of free fall... one which not many people ever have.
if you try to look at it dispassionately... okay, you are going to die soon.. but since that is inevitable... you may as well enjoy your last seconds, right?
PS: have you ever tried to scream for 27 seconds? thats awful long for a single lungful of air... :)
2006-09-12 16:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by wolschou 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HOLY CRAP, THAT'S A LONG FALL!!! I think a heart attack would claim their life before the scream was even done. Not sure and REALLY don't want to experiment to find out, either!!
;))
2006-09-12 16:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by Lonnie P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open their laptop, log onto yahoo Q&A and try to score one last 10 pointer
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gotta go now!
2006-09-12 17:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by prada guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puts their head between their legs and kisses their *** goodbye.
2006-09-12 16:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by nrthrngrl_ca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch the ground get closer I guess.
2006-09-12 16:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
usually they spend the rest of their time picking their nose and eating boogies.
2006-09-13 10:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by Calvin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evacuate their bowels.
Seriously.
2006-09-12 16:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
swimming
2006-09-12 16:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by eaismeg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋