2006-09-12 08:55:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Put out a bowl of centaur meat. She'll come flying home.
2006-09-12 09:02:58 · answer #1 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you goto Alaska. If you are already in Alaska, goto Utah, then goto Alaska. Build a small hut there and then travel to Japan where you will get a priest from a sacrade temple. Take him back to Alaska and tie him up and keep him in the small hut. If you see any flying reindeer, yell MEDO MEDO MAY! MEDO MEDO MAY!!! Then, the reindeer will come to you. After that, tie the priest onto the reindeer and throw a carrot northwest when it is about 2:31 AM. Reindeer are afraid of carrots and it will fly southeast. In a day or so, it will come back. By that time, you will need to get:
An Orange
A Spork
A Cup of Salt
Viagra
Mash the ingredients up into a fine paste, useing a stick. Make sure the spork is mashed up into a thin powder. Then pour half of this mixture onto the priest and feed half to the reindeer. If you have done all that, goto rehab or an insane asylum. Your dog is there.
2006-09-12 09:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by Sangokins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Several Options:
Put an ad in the paper.
Look around the neighborhood
Lay off the drugs
Grow wings
2006-09-12 10:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by maxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave a very large chew toy by the dog house and buy a bigger leash ! On the upside, just think of the gas money you're gonna save. ;-)
2006-09-12 09:03:17 · answer #4 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn into a gryphon and fly out to find her.
2006-09-12 09:00:47 · answer #5 · answered by sha scrilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a long rope, make a lasso and the next time she flys over your house throw it over her head and reel her in.
2006-09-12 12:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by Wicked Wytch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Gryphon" and "griffin" are interchangeable.
I suggest you lay off the acid, man...
2006-09-12 09:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by cleopatra2u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn into a Dragon and chase her down.
2006-09-12 09:00:38 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok just go get merlin the wizard maybe he can help you lol
2006-09-12 09:04:08 · answer #9 · answered by annie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want just her back? Wouldn't it be better to have her whole body returned intact?
2006-09-12 09:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by jooker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋