Does anyone know of a surefire way of getting rid of them? I've tried starving them, poking them with a stick, those sprays you can get from harware shops: 'monstaway' and such like. But the little buggers won't shift. They've been there for years.
2006-09-12 06:30:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Invite Chuck Norris over. Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he looks under his bed, and in his closet for Chuck Norris.
2006-09-12 06:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon onion powder
12 ounces water
place in spray bottle and shake well.
directions for use:
three spritz in the evening and one before bed tell the monsters "Go back where you came from, go hide in your shell. This is not your space, you know that well. The cinnamon will burn you ,onions and garlic will make you smell. So now when ever you are around I will always be able to tell." You will never be surprised by them again.
Now there is no reason for them to return.
God Bless
2006-09-12 13:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by BetsyF 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't get them out from under the bed....ever. They are like cockroaches, they will be there for generations.
If you cant beat em, join em. Just keep feeding them chocolate-mint cupcakes and garlic bread (or whatever your particular monster's diet is) and they may be more pleasant...other than that, I dont know.
Ive moved a number of times-thought it would help, but Ive got the same problem in my new house, but they dont live under the bed - I think its too cold (hardwood floors) they are in the closet -they make my shoes smell- all that garlic...Rotten monsters!
2006-09-12 13:44:05 · answer #3 · answered by ShaMayMay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember Scary Movie. The guy went under the bed and did a evasive physical exam on one of them. Problem solved.
2006-09-12 13:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok here's the deal.. you get yourself a thin matress, eat fried onions for a month and make sure you lay on your back every night.Fart as much as you can and you can be sure they will die or leave.
2006-09-12 13:37:31 · answer #5 · answered by Joyce R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A psychiatrist is a way but you may want to try a broom or vacuum I believe their real names are dust bunnies.
2006-09-12 13:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by Neptune2bsure 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send a mouse under the bed everyones afraid of mice
2006-09-12 13:38:17 · answer #7 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're called dustballs. You vacuum under your bed to get rid of them
2006-09-12 13:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy water works wonders.
2006-09-12 13:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by Spirit Walker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hairspray, it works on roaches
2006-09-12 13:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by Annie R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋