if we're squatting over the toilet in perfect position to aim straight down, then why does the flow sometimes move to the side even if our body doesnt? i hate it when this happens while using public restrooms because then i have to wipe the nasty seat i tried to avoid or even my leg/pants because the flow decided to change direction on it's own.
does the vagina cause this? is it gravity? or does the slightest movement just throw the flows balance off? and is there anything i can do to prevent it besides actually sitting? thanks!
2006-09-12 06:04:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
I'm a sqatter and I have that problem too. I've found no way of avoiding it. For me, I'd have to say it's because the vagina is getting in the way of the flow of things. I take a huge wad of toilet paper or one of those disposable toilet seat covers and quickly wipe the seat. I don't think that the stream is too strait while sitting either and that's why the water swooshes around the whole toilet bowl. We just don't notice because we're not aiming.
Here's something funny: My boyfriend asked me once "do you actually sit on public toilet seats?" I told him no way, I squat over it. He said, "you mean like a quarterback squat?" I told him yes. Now he teases me whenever I go to the public bathroom about doing my quarterback squat. He cracks me up. How can he come up with such a masculine term for something so feminine?
2006-09-12 06:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
Well, first of all, the inner and outer lips of your labia are going to alter the flow, unless you have nothing there.
I never understood people that do this. You're not going to catch HIV, herpes, or anything else from the toilet seat. If you're that paranoid, throw a travel size can of spray disinfectant in your purse and wipe the seat down and stop leaving the stall even more disgusting than it originally was.
2006-09-12 06:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by sovereign_carrie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who the hell puts fluffy covers on toilet seats? That's funny. I'd hold the junk anyway while they pee whether they need me to because of fluffy seats or not. I just like to hold it.
2016-03-26 22:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a twelve pack of beer and spend a night practicing your aim. And go ahead and stop hovering, sit down and relax! Use one of those disposable toilet seat covers. Have as much fun as possible, I say!
2006-09-12 06:06:49 · answer #4 · answered by babalu2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never understood the squatter mentality so I can't help you. If there is pee on the seat from one of you bizarre squatters, I wipe it and sit right down on the seat. If there's no pee, I sit down, barebutt and all, no paper needed. No flushing with my foot either or turning on the faucet with my elbow. I boldly grab it all with my hand then march right out of the public bathroom and on with life. What gives someone such a germ phobia?
2006-09-12 06:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by BabyRN 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ur like me... i don't like to sit on public toliets either... my mom taught me this trick when i was yonger... line the seat on the toliet with toliet paper... that way u can avoid getting pee on the toliet...
2006-09-12 06:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋