2006-09-12 05:52:44 · 52 answers · asked by jessica_warren_uk 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
1. My dog ate my homework.
2. What happened between me and that other woman was meaningless.
3. No, you don't look fat in that.
2006-09-12 05:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is a top 10 list:
10) I look like Brad Pitt except taller with more muscles.
9) Click here to remove your name from our mailing list.
8) The prostitute actually gave the money back. I was that damn good!
7) Unfortunately, I can only date big women now because I carry too much meat for the average lady.
6) You are receiving this e-mail because you signed up for the "HyperWonderful Opt-In Deals Club"...
5) Oh my measurements? I'm 36-24-36.
4) You too can make a $100,000 a year from the comfort of your own home!
3) I like the internet because here people like me for me, not because I'm fabulously wealthy.
2) If you said that to me in real life I'd kick your *** because I'm a 4th degree black belt!
1) Sure that picture is of me!
2006-09-12 07:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. No, honey. Size doesn't matter.
2. Of course that doesn't make you look fat.
3. The check is in the mail.
2006-09-12 06:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love You
The Check is in the Mail
I'm saving this seat for my deceased Grandmother
2006-09-12 07:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by ireland_wins_quidditch_world_cup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't do it
See you soon - when in fact you have no intention of seeing the person for at least a week
Have you had a good day? - Yes - but really ive had the crappiest day ever.
2006-09-12 05:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) I know how this must look, but there's a perfectly rational explanation for this.
2) *aforementioned "rational" explanation*
3) Well, if it's any consolation I was thinking of you the whole time.
2006-09-12 06:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by chris_ninety1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'I did'nt do it'...
'You look lovely, No your bum dos'nt look to big'...
'I'm 25, Blonde, and Athletic...'
You log onto the Internet, and visit one of the millions of chat sites. When prompted to enter your details, you type, '16, male, gorgeous brunette' even though you are 45, have five strands of hair, and would not be attractive even to severely myopic beetles
2006-09-12 06:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
drugs are bad for you (im on prescribed drugs with nasty side effects but if i stop taking them i die which is a far worse effect)
santa claus is coming (there is a number of true element in st nicholas story but it's you that buys and delivers not him)
i love you (this one is self explanatory)
2006-09-15 00:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Of course it was good for me.
2) You look really good in that.
3) You aren't fat. . .you have a perfect body.
2006-09-12 07:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by BasketChick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lying to be polite is probably the most common thing , to say hello to someone you don't particularly like has got to be number one .
2006-09-12 05:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋