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I ended up sleeping with a midget. What are the odds of us having a cute, little midget baby? And if it is a normal baby, will she be able to give birth to a normal size baby?

2006-09-12 05:48:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

15 answers

First of all, are you male or female? If you are female, did the midget have a big weiner? I'm serious. I always wondered that. If you are male then you might have a midget baby, or the child will have some characteristics of a midget like small hand and feet or the facial features that midgets possess. I don't mean to offend anybody by saying that. I hope I didn't. And, I hate to keep saying "midget" but I can't remeber the medical term for that. But, you could also have a non-midget baby. If she can carry it or not will depend on if her reproductive organs are midget, too.I see what you mean now. Sorry. The midget was female. I read your question wrong. Do you want to have a baby?

All in all, whether this is true or not, it's pretty funny. I don't think I've ever been THAT wasted.

2006-09-12 05:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by indigonipple 3 · 1 0

Well, since I need the points I'll answer this one... I guess it would depend on if the midget gene is dominant or recessive. If it's dominant, then your chances would be pretty good of having a midget baby. And if you had a normal sized baby, she would be carrying the gene. Her chances of having a normal sized baby would increase or decrease based on the person she conceived with and whether or not they, too were a midget or carried the midget gene.

Hope that helps. Now go find something better to do.

2006-09-12 05:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its all in the genetics. but if the baby get your average heigth gene then thats fine. she will either be able to normaly deliver or by ceasarian.

2006-09-12 05:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0 0

wow good luck lmao

2006-09-12 07:23:44 · answer #4 · answered by nicole 5 · 0 0

jjajajajajjejejejejejej jajajahehehehehahahhahah! lmao!

2006-09-12 05:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by Lipstick 4 · 0 0

lmao

2006-09-12 05:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by mom_of_4 6 · 0 0

all depends on your genes and hers time and doctors will tell

2006-09-12 05:50:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Mmmm... drunken midget sex

2006-09-12 05:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by J.J. 2 · 0 0

you have a history of asking stupid questions........Is this how you get your kicks?

2006-09-12 05:56:17 · answer #9 · answered by sweetbabygirlof1983 2 · 1 0

grow up..

2006-09-12 05:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by green eyes 4 · 0 0

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