Most women seem to complain about men missing the toliet when we urinate. Do they think we can actually aim that well with it? Don't they know about dry tip and what that does to trajectory? What about the random pube hair that is deflecting the stream or sometimes making it shoot in two directions at once! That is why someone created the urnal. The toliet is best suited for women. It is not our fault, is it?
2006-09-12 05:28:24 · 21 answers · asked by thebuffettour 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
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2006-09-12 05:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by JAZY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm cant you wipe up your mess when your done. Dont you think women sometimes sit wrong and get alittle pee or the occaisonal blood drip on the toliet seat too. WE just happen to be cleaner about it then men. when we have a miss or an accidental mess with our urine and periods we clean it up before leaving the bathroom so no one has to know. so maybe next time your ingrown pubic hair gets in the way of peeing straight wipe it off with some toliet paper (you do know what that is right?) and flush it down the toliet then wash your hands and be on your way and no one will have to complain about your unclean habits bc they wont be there anymore.
2006-09-12 05:34:13 · answer #2 · answered by starrmerlan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think any women think there is a scope on mens penisis. Yea we pretty much know that its a no. No its not your fault that once in a while that pube gets in the way but it is your fault if you do not cleanup after yourself. You can clean a seat or a floor or well wherever it goes. You know If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweety wipe the seaty.
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2006-09-12 05:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by mandy67357 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well cut the hair , and the toilet is hole is pretty big not like your holding onto a anaconda that's fighting . Aim hit the toilet shake it and keep that seat clean. Women don't wanna go around wiping up mens pee off seats cause you dont wanna push it down.
2006-09-12 05:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by blwatson41 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women, don't have a clue. Sometimes the piss goes where it wants to go, and we have little control over that , specially in the morning or after sex..... I want to install a urinal in my bathroom & really piss off the ladies.
2006-09-12 05:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lift the seat...we won't complain as much if you just lift the seat. There's nothing more discussing than sitting on a wet seat especially when you're in your own home. Out in public...well I don't sit on public seats.
2006-09-12 05:31:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just piss on the floor, leave the seat up, and complain about the width of her *** lately...Guarantee you she will quit speaking to you, thereby solving the complaint problem ( unless her name is Lorraina )
2006-09-12 05:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by mobileminiatures 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it has nuthing to do with u most girls wold say ur just stuped but i say this dont worrey about what ouher people thiank of u If some one sayes somthing 2 u and u know its not true then dont respond to it but if u know it is then just simply say hay i know the truth and that is it right their.
2006-09-12 05:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by meishehe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a target or a little plastic boat in the toilet and practice your aim.
2006-09-12 05:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey guy, if you have that much trouble, and you think it's OK to have a wet bathroom floor that you don't want to clean up, then drop your pants, and SIT!
You already have them half off, anyway!
2006-09-12 05:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by seeitmiway32 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's usually a problem for a man who is too drunk, not because of the lack of a scope.
2006-09-12 05:30:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋