what is the funniest personal name you have heard?

Question

for example I know a bartender named Tony Getz Moorehead.

Answer 1

Famous ones:
Dick Trickle.
Dick Butkus.

Richard Short - that looks real bad in the phone book.

I actually used to know a guy named Michael Hunt. He went by Micky.

Answer 2

Either:

Dixon Sachs

Precious Johnson

A ghetto chick named Clifordette

-or-

A man named Philander

Not making these up, I've seen them myself.

Oh yeah, and my friend knew a guy who's mom's name was Ima Clapsaddle (not sure on the spelling though)

Answer 3

Forrest Woods

Answer 4

I knew someone named Oh Boy Roberson (seriously).
Oh Boy was his first name. I thought that was kind of sweet.... I always pictured his parents being so excited at his birth, saying "Oh Boy!" and then deciding to name him that. But everybody called him "Buddy"

I also knew a girl whose parents were so glad to come to this country that they actually named their daughter "United States of America" no lie. that was her first name. everybody called her Uni for short. I'm dead serious.

a girl I knew in high school named her baby Cecil Clorox.
I don't know if she had any more children after that, but she was determined to give all her kids cleaning products for middle names. (she enjoyed the weed a bit too much, I think)

Answer 5

Harry Cochrane...Bill Balls...Mike Hunt....Phil Mc Crackin.

Answer 6

Rusty Pipes

Answer 7

I knew a girl named Candy Cane

Answer 8

I knew a girl with a name like Penny Nickels and she worked at a Copper factory or something...

Answer 9

Peeong Wang or Peng Heng oh, yeah and my personal fav. Phil MacKracken oh and Richard (dick) Head

Answer 10

When I was in college, a girl was called:

Elba Recio

which, in Spanish would be something like:

Hegoes Fast