Wife bark like a dog at me
Ruff Ruff Ruff
She hate me and pinch my skin like a crab
Always hating me and slapping my head
Telling me I suck and not as good as even a hobo's feces droppings
She even push me against the wall and shove her crazy vietnamese filed fingernails into eye socket
Now I wear eyepatch and people call me pirate fag!
She pregnant and always on her blood days.
Why females so mean and spit come out their mouth when they see me?
2006-09-12 05:16:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Awesome. This is like the voice over for an american movie in japanese. It'd be better in video and not just in writen dialogue.
kudos!
2006-09-12 05:18:52 · answer #1 · answered by amosunknown 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
"She pregnant and always on her blood days"... now that phrase really did call my attention! Pregnant women don't menstruate... just for the record.
As for the rest of the poem, sure! women can bark, hate, pinch, slap, shove and spit... specially when it comes to a one-eyed loser like you! ;-)
2006-09-12 05:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by *LuNa* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not all woman are like that.but sorry you go throw that.will , some woman have such bad cramps to where they what to die.and she feels that why it seem forever,,just imagine that you are bleeding from your pens and how bad it would hurt if you had chunks of skin coming out of ur hole.it would hurt really bad ha.
2006-09-12 05:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by tooz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly i think it is all in your mind. you may not like women, and if spit comes out of their mouth when they see you(which may never really happen) that means they like you! but your wifes bark like a dog? she needs to get checked out! quick!
2006-09-12 05:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by shay m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats all just extremely weird stuff never heard of a woman acting that way unless there nuts.
2006-09-12 05:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by turtle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree amosunknown, bad editing
2006-09-12 05:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by dreamgirl4myboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one messed-up female. Get some help for yourself. She's abusing you.
2006-09-12 05:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by Hello Dolly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must have that effect on women, my advice, live in a cave. Good luck.
2006-09-12 05:19:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor girl she's married to you. I'd beat your a** to if I was her. Go get a life!!!
2006-09-12 05:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by aimstir31 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because their hormone levels rise and some riase more than others
2006-09-12 05:21:52 · answer #10 · answered by Munchkin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋