Life Cycle...
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy;
go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day,and then...
you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
2006-09-12 05:02:38 · 5 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
thats awesome!! i like your thought here
2006-09-12 05:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by turtle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a couple of things wrong in your last 9 months. Quarters would get smaller and you would end up as a blob of goo.
2006-09-12 12:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by Sophist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this the other day,
i agree, we did have a good laugh about it
but, if you look at shake speares seven ages of man, we go from a frail little being, relying upon the care of others, then we end up a frail little being relying upon others
heh heh
Jamie
2006-09-12 12:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if other way around then u miss out on love so even though ur thought seems fun its not worth it in the end
2006-09-12 12:53:43 · answer #4 · answered by vick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea.. i could def say that this whole world doesn't exist
2006-09-12 12:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by thetomsterrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋