"You have the right to remain silent... anything you say can and will be used against you, over and over and over again!!!"... is one that made me laugh..Add your own!
2006-09-12 04:53:42 · 12 answers · asked by snorkelman_37 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
The best part of marriage is sharing a bed; the worse part of marriage is sharing a blanket.
2006-09-12 05:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"life is like a box of chocolates.. u never know what ur going to get" lol.
2006-09-12 04:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by brwneyedgrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Oh Sherlyn....honey, have you been eating cookies in bed AGAIN?" as I brush crumbs out of the sheets.
2006-09-12 05:02:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off yo Mama!!!
2006-09-12 05:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by Not Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If as*sholes could fly, she would be living in an airport!
2006-09-12 06:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sentenced to life.
2006-09-12 04:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by mommy_03_06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife is hearing.. i am deaf and when my wife said I didn't know deaf people can do that??? I tell her:
"Welcome to Deaf World Hon!"
2006-09-12 05:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by greenbaypackers1920 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good I don't think I could top that!!!
2006-09-12 04:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by Ellyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" you cant live with him and you cant kill him "
2006-09-12 04:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by 2strongfor2long 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I love you."
2006-09-12 04:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Drofsned 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋