How can I get my wife to cook dinner faster? When I come home from work she isn't done cooking my food, so I usually end up have to give her a few light whacks across the face but nothing too serious. I don't want to have to discipline her, but it is my right as a husband. Please give me advice on how I can make my woman cook faster!!!!
2006-09-12 03:47:06 · 33 answers · asked by J-DOG77 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Smacks on the face never work...I should know. My old man tried that but with no avail. But then he tried kicking me in the head and boy did I start whipping up the dinner in less than 30 minutes.....if the kick to the head doesn't do the job you might just have to kick her in the ribs or something. Hope this helps!!
2006-09-12 03:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well if you maim her she won't be able to cook at all. I've found to cook a good meal you have to take your time. That's unless you don't mind eating slop. If you clean as you cook, your meal will taste better simply because it gives you the time and space to make it the best it can be. It's the secret to a good meal, no rushing. Or you can just beat her senseless and hope she can nuke you some hotdogs. Or you can snack on hotdogs until the food is done. Who said that's her job anyway? If you want it fast then offer to help you **** brain. And I say that with love.
Linda
2006-09-12 03:51:22 · answer #2 · answered by Linda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you tried that nonsense in MY house, you'd have a cast iron skillet rammed up where the sun don't shine, faster than a New York second. She should try it......it's immensely satisfying. It's her right as a wife.
2006-09-12 03:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by kj 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to start earlier? How could she not cook fast enough. You mean the food does not cook fast enough? Whatever you do, don't tell her to turn up the heat cuz the food will burn on the outside but be raw on the inside.
2006-09-12 03:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by vrangel0668 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give her some incentive.Tell her to imagine she's cooking your parts
2006-09-12 03:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a shame that she still cooks for you! You don't diserve her. You are an abuser and must be reported!
2006-09-12 03:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps if you treated your wife a little bit better she would be persistent about cooking for you and sdatisfying your needs i know if my husband were to treat me the way you say you are to your wife i wouldnt even cook him anything let alone be slow at it it isnt fair marriage is a two way street try to treat her better before shes cooking for another man
2006-09-12 03:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You marry her, because you love her!!
If you know how to cook? teach her!! It's beautiful to me married happy. You slapped her face? She is your wife, NOT HER PROPERTY!!! How could you like if she slap you'r face because you made a mess in the Bathroom???
2006-09-12 03:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by alfonso 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not your right as a husband to stick your hands on her no man just stick their hands on a women be glad she is cooking for your sorry a s s period tell her to start ahead of time so it can be done by the time you get there and also tell her if you ever stick your hands on her again to leave you
2006-09-12 04:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try helping her to cook, instead of slapping her . This will make you realize where she's wrong and it'll make her happy and she might start learning faster to impress you.
2006-09-12 03:52:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋