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If you have pissed god off enough for him to send you to hell then wouldn't the devil praise you for doing so and there for you would be in heven?

2006-09-12 03:44:47 · 12 answers · asked by photobackflip 1 in Science & Mathematics Physics

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neither, you will be buried 6' under and that will be the end.

2006-09-12 20:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Devil does not 'rule' in hell. Hell is his punishment too.

2006-09-12 06:54:32 · answer #2 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 1 0

Not exactly "science and maths" but...

I believe the general theory is that the devil doesn't think that way. He just enjoys torturing people, so if you get god pissed at you, and you turn up in hell, you're still going to get the punishment, cos thats the kind of guy the devil is. He doesn't believe that his enemy's enemy is his friend.

Or at least, that's what would happen if they existed...

2006-09-12 03:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by robcraine 4 · 0 3

well you'd think so, wouldn't you? But if the devil is doing god's will, as some theists maintain, then it's actually his job to give you as hard a time as possible!
Actually, he tells me that it's a real bugger coming up with all the ironic punishments that's expected of him. (And he gets no help, poor devil)

2006-09-12 03:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0 2

I reckon the Devil's still too miffed about his fall from grace and enjoys making others suffer.

For that reason, I'm sure the personal hell he has lined up for me involves Ant and Dec and Tom Jones......

2006-09-12 03:55:30 · answer #5 · answered by sammi 6 · 0 2

I'll be praised in hell... bcoz all the activities I like resemble to those of evils. Also I support mischievous persons, so they'll be my frnds in hell. Oh !!! I'm being thrilled thinking of my post-death life in hell.

2006-09-12 04:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by Innocence Redefined 5 · 0 2

What is it about "physics" that religious fundies can't understand? After all, Yahoo has a category where they can go and play.

2006-09-12 03:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by stevewbcanada 6 · 1 0

Ok, ok, what have you done??? Admit it. Have you poo pooed over somebodies emotions?

I think the devil would subject you to an eternity of pain. He would only relinquish this to send you to earth to kill mo mowlem.

2006-09-12 03:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by mick241602 3 · 0 2

That praise would be on a sarcastic or mockng level, and no, you would not be and wouldn't even feel like you're there, because there's no air conditioning.

2006-09-12 03:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Uh, no.... Hell is a place of eternal torment, for those souls that are there, as well as Satan.

There's nothing heavenly about it.

2006-09-12 03:49:04 · answer #10 · answered by Jared Z 3 · 1 2

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