I was lying in bed and Bea Arthur came storming into the room wearing nothing but her trademark, sexy smile and then she said...are you ready for this..."And then there's Maude!" I got so aroused I couldn't contain myself and erupted like a volcano. Am I sick? Please, please help me....
2006-09-12 03:23:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
I nearly spit coffee on my keyboard. Fortunately I turned my head at the last moment, and spit it into the trash can. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-12 03:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe you have some deep seeded issues with your mother or as sick as it sounds, you have a strange attraction to bea arthur. nothing wrong with getting turned on by a drag queen now is there? wow!
2006-09-12 10:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by wilderone74 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever floats your boat. I doubt that many people even remember who Bea Arthur is so your question won't shock anyone as you hoped.
2006-09-12 10:29:47 · answer #3 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can relate. I once had a dream about having a threesome with Madeline Albright and Rosie O'Donnel. I woke up in a pool of sweat and jism.
2006-09-12 10:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not what they meant when they call it the golden (girl) age. What a scary thought--it must be like when I mention my old maiden aunt to my husband, and any thought of sex flees from his mind.
2006-09-12 10:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until you find out the real reason the show was called "The Golden Girls".
2006-09-12 13:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as you didn't dream about a golden girls orgy I think you're ok...bc thats my friend is going a bit far
2006-09-12 10:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by Leen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Raise the bar!
2006-09-12 10:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by sixties 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever floats your boat.
2006-09-12 10:29:35 · answer #9 · answered by tina m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did her mother Sophia come in and catch you?
2006-09-12 10:27:11 · answer #10 · answered by Extra Blue Note 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋