What is your favourite way of annoying your neighbours?

Question

I bought a television set exactly like theirs. I just stand outside their window and changing their channel using my identical remote control.

Works every time...

Answer 1

i shoot their cats when they come in my yard
that seems to work

Answer 2

You don't even have to do that. Just find out what kind of TV they have, and get a universal remote. My parents used to mess with the nieghbors doing this.

Personally, I like the Guitar Amp cranked up to 11. Quick Story.

The same neighbors my parents annoyed with the remote control had a daughter my age. One day in school she came up to me and asked, "Does anyone in you house play a violin or something?"
I was all smiles when I replied, "No, that's me playing the guitar."
She said, "Oh. Don't you ever hear my Mom SCREAMING through the walls for you to shut up?"

A few years later, she came up to me in school again and said, "My Mom says you're getting really good!"

I guess I became less annoying with practice.

Answer 3

Walk around in high heels late a night - simple and effective as Chinese water torture.

On garbage day put all your curbside bags on their lawn.

Have service requests constantly made to their address (i.e., pizza, cable guy, FedEx, taxis...). Sit back and watch the fun unfold.

NB: Tallblackchick does not actually endorse these methods of harassment but relishes the idea of trying them out.

Answer 4

I live in a townhouse and one of my neighbors likes to cut through my lawn to get to her car....so sometimes I soak the ground overnight with the hose and put my grill between the hedges and the side of the house, by the time she's feeling the water and mud on her feet she realizes that she has to turn around because of the grill......

Answer 5

My 3 surrounding neighbors all pissed me off at the same time so I went to the county and had a road abandoned and put in my name adn now I own all three of their front yards and have told them that if they don't simply leave me alone I will have bulldozers in their(my) yard at 5 am for the rest of their natural lives. They didn't believe me so i had the Road Commision come out and put up orange snow fence and tape to mark the road. It worked they surrendered but they will never get their land back. Try to seel the house now *****. Also this action cut off the1 neighbors access to the road so they had to ask us permission to put a driveway in. HAHAHAHA that's what you get for pissing me off for 8 years and me telling them to back off. Guess they should've listened huh.

Answer 6

I burn my yard every spring. I stand out there with a beer in one hand and a pitchfork in the other and giggle at myself. I wait until its night and get a huge fire going.

Answer 7

I call the police on them whenever they are too loud at night! I am a mean bi*ch and I use profanity at them whenever I feel they're out of line. My wife pounds on the wall and yells at them.
I've thrown eggs at their front door. ("HEN grenades!!") Once threw dogsh!t in their pool.
...But I LOVE your answer! For those of you who don't approve, don't be a tight@ss - you're no angel!

Answer 8

That's awesome Ichi, I don't think I could top that! These days I don't really care for annoying my neighbors, just because they annoy me enough to go around.....they are quite loud.....

Answer 9

Well I wash and clean my car a lot (I can't stand a dirty car), so I like to turn my music up REALLY loud because I know it pisses them off and i don't like them.

Answer 10

Playing a cd really loud, and i know they don't like the music i listen to.

Answer 11

Put a pile of their dogs crap on their porch right where they will step in it when they go outside. God that makes them hot.