This isn't Oprah, it's Opera!
2006-09-12 02:36:20 · 11 answers · asked by Opera 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
didn't you know?????...osama is alive and well and living in Nancy Pelosi's basement sipping long island ice tea and helping ted[chivas regal]kennedy make paper airplanes.
2006-09-12 02:46:28 · answer #1 · answered by bushfan88 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The politics of fear require a poster child to serve as icon for the dreaded enemy. Bush can't capture Osama and has never meant to; why else send 100s of thousands of troops to Iraq instead of to Afghanistan to look for him?
2006-09-12 02:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
osama is in a naval hospital undergoing a sex change operation... this way they won't produce a martyr or hero they can send him home as a woman and he can endure all the finer points of the Muslim culture.
2006-09-12 03:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by Clyde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure our President knows about where Bin Laden is but I doubt he has a 10 digit grid like others have had.
2006-09-12 02:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by bluefalcon_gillis 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think its funny that no matter what happens, no matter how good the news is, no matter how many terrorists are rounded up - The Republicans are doing it for votes.
pathetic, immature, unrealistic, Democrats.
2006-09-12 02:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by salaamrashaad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is just a matter of when a capture would best benefit the Republican party.
2006-09-12 02:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jeremy H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once we'll find you and your friend Bin Laden, we will keep both of you in a cage with lots of crocodile.
2006-09-12 02:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by Sam X9 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
theyll probably announce him being found the week before the election.
2006-09-12 02:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by Mark D 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A friend will help a friend.
2006-09-12 02:46:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure he know he is his closest friend.
2006-09-12 02:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋